Catfished By A Sandwich  

(I work at a locally-owned seafood restaurant as a short-order cook. Our cod sandwiches are served on sliced bread, and our catfish sandwiches are served on a long bun. A customer calls about a to-go order he picked up about ten minutes earlier.)

Customer: “I ordered two fish dinners and a catfish dinner, and instead of catfish I got a hotdog.”

(We do not have hotdogs on the menu. Thinking that maybe he’s trying to scam us for free food, I pass the phone to my manager.)

Manager: “Have you unwrapped the sandwich, sir?”

Customer: *after a pause* “Oh. It’s catfish.”