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Catfish Caught His Tongue

, , , | Right | January 4, 2011

Me: “Hi, what can I get for you today?”

Customer: “I want fish.”

Me: “All right, what kind of fish? We have catfish, tilapia, or grouper.”

Customer: “I just want fish.”

Me: “I have to know what kind you want.”

Customer: “I just want some d*** fish. How hard is that?”

Me: “Catfish it is. Whole or filet?”

Customer: “Whole is with the bones?”

Me: “Yes, sir.”

Customer: “Filet. I don’t like bones.”

Me: “All right.”

(I return ten minutes later with his order.)

Me: “Here you are, sir. Any sauce or anything?”

Customer: “This isn’t what I wanted.”

Me: “What’s the problem?”

Customer: “I’m allergic to fish!”


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