Catfish Caught His Tongue
Me: “Hi, what can I get for you today?”
Customer: “I want fish.”
Me: “All right, what kind of fish? We have catfish, tilapia, or grouper.”
Customer: “I just want fish.”
Me: “I have to know what kind you want.”
Customer: “I just want some d*** fish. How hard is that?”
Me: “Catfish it is. Whole or filet?”
Customer: “Whole is with the bones?”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
Customer: “Filet. I don’t like bones.”
Me: “All right.”
(I return ten minutes later with his order.)
Me: “Here you are, sir. Any sauce or anything?”
Customer: “This isn’t what I wanted.”
Me: “What’s the problem?”
Customer: “I’m allergic to fish!”
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