(sooooo this story takes place went I was still in food service. I was a bus boy at one point for a popular sandwich chain, Contrary to popular belief I can be pretty friendly and this story takes place when I wasn’t as fat but still pretty intimidating looking. This is about a little girl and her stupid mom who has a horrible judgement of character)
little girl runs up to me and say HI
me- Hi, how are you
(here comes mom)
Mom- Back away from Him honey we don’t talk to convicted felons
(at this line you all know I’m thinking of something smart to say)
Me- You know not all of us “convicted felons” as you say are bad people. We are just in wrong place and wrong time.
Mom- B*****T All you guys do is rob banks and kill people.
Me- Do you even know Why I was in jail?
Mom- Whatever Its was its the reason you work here because you cant get a real job
Me- Well that statement is fairly accurate, the reason I was in jail was for an attempted murder charge for beating a guy within an inch of his life for trying to molest a child, but because of judgemental people like you stating we convicted felons are all bad people the only job i could get to support myself is a bus boy.
(mom proceeds to have this look of shock on her face grabs her daughter and leaves)
My manager- Were you really in Jail?
Me- Dude you know I wasn’t you hired me and did my background check
(moral of the story, Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, Most scary looking people would run into a burning building to save your judgemental self)