Unfiltered Story #56544

Call Center | Unfiltered

Walking a customer though downloading an app to iTunes and then installing to her iPad.

Me: Okay, so after the app finishes downloading, it will show up in the list here. You’ll be able to click ‘install’ on it, and then choose ‘apply’ in the bottom right corner. The app will then copy to the iPad!

Her: It doesn’t say ‘apply’ in the bottom corner.

Me: Because we haven’t chosen to ‘install’ a new app yet.

Her: The apps don’t say ‘install’…

Me: Because the new app isn’t finished downloading!


Unfiltered Story #56542

Kentucky, USA | Unfiltered

(While working a midweek shift, I’m informed by one of my cashiers that a person outside the store is attempting to sell his EBT benefits for cash on out lot. It’s been a rough day, so I decided to have a little fun. I change out of my uniform into my street clothes, and exit through the stockroom door of the store. Sure enough, a man on a bicycle approaches me as I round the corner of the store.)

Bike Guy: Hey, man, how’s it going?

Me: Good, man, good. You?

Bike Guy: Pretty good. Hey, listen, I have a question.

Me (feigning ignorance, acting confused): Oh? What’s that?

Bike Guy: Are you about to get some groceries?

Me (hoping he’ll admit to what’s he’s doing):…maybe..why do you ask?

Bike Guy: Well, I’m trying to make some cash and I have an EBT card, so I was hoping-

Me: Dude. You know I’m a manager here, right?

Bike Guy: Oh! No, I mean-

Me: And I’d hate to call the cops on you.

(Bike Guy still attempts to have me let him stay on the lot until I move to put out my cell phone. He then quickly gets on the bike a day rides off as fast as he can.)


Unfiltered Story #56540

Bozeman, MT | Unfiltered

Me – “OK – so you want a room with 2 queen beds. Is that room smoking or non?”

Caller – “Yes, two queens.”

Me – “OK, but smoking or non?”

Caller – “Two queens!”

Me – “Yes sir! But do you want a smoking room or not?!”

Caller – “Oh, non smoking please.”

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