Unfiltered Story #57382

PA | Unfiltered

(I’m a LMT (licenced massage therapist). I’ve never gotten into any energy work modalities. I have very warm hands, and have been told my hands get even hotter during a massage. I have just given a massage to another massage therapist)

Client 1: (After the session.) “Have you ever tried Reiki?”

Me: “No, I’ve never really gotten into energy working.”

Client 1: “Oh you have to, you’re a NATURAL Reiki conduit!”

Me: “I’ll… keep that in mind.”

(In the middle of another session with a different client who also is a LMT)

Client 2: “Hmm, are you Reiki attuned?”

Me: “Nope, never really got into Reiki.”

Client 2: “You really should get attuned. I can FEEL the energy pouring out of you. Your like a natural Reiki conduit!”

Me: “I’ve been told that before, actually. But I dunno, I’ve just never put too much stock in energy working. I’m more of a physical sort of guy.”

Client 2: “You should look into it.”

(Yet another client. This one was a physician, but as far as I know was not a LMT)

Client 3: “You have very warm hands… do you practice Reiki at all?”

Me: “No, but funny story… Apparently I’m a natural Reiki conduit.”

Client 3: “I was actually going to say that!”

(Apparently I’m the grand chi leyline of Reiki. Perhaps I should take some time and look into it?)


Unfiltered Story #57378

Australia | Unfiltered

(A mother and her daughter approach the counter, clearly to buy fabric for a school project. Note that I am short and often mistaken for being a lot younger then what I really am. The mother starts to make small talk while I cut the fabric)

Mother: So, are you a sew-er?

Me: Yes ma’am, I try to do some projects in my spare time.

Mother: So you’d be studying sewing at high school then?

Me: I did when I was there, yes, but right now I’m actually at university.

Mother: Oh? What are you studying?

Me: Technically it’s a Bachelor of Commerce majoring in information systems and technology. Basically a business IT degree.

Mother: Oh, ok. So you’re still at high school then?

Me: …


Unfiltered Story #57377

Deltona, FL, USA | Unfiltered

I work in Produce, and deal with awkward customers regularly.

Customer: Do you have any watermelons?

Me: What are you looking for, big or small?

Customer: Small.

I show him where the mini seedless watermelons are located.


Me: The big ones are in a bin right over there.

I point at the bin.

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