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I’ll Have Your Skills And Experience, To Go

| Westwood, CA | Uncategorized

Client: “In the future, I’d prefer not to pay you to make websites for me. I’ve seen what you do, and I think it’s pretty easy. Can you just teach me how to do your web stuff?”

Me: “If you’re really interested, I guess I can teach you the basics of web design, but it’s going to require at least several lessons and it’ll cost $xx for every hour I spend with you.

Client: “GOD, do you have to charge for everything?!?”

Show The Occifer Some Respect

| Los Angeles, CA | Uncategorized

Nervous blonde I pulled over: “Hello occifer, what can I do for you?”