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Putting The Mental In Sentimental

| West Sussex, UK | Bizarre, Uncategorized

Me: “Hello and thank you for you calling.”

Caller: “I’m looking for a hoodie.”

Me: “Okay, what one would you like?”

Caller: “A dark one, with a hood.”

Me: ” Have you looked at our website?”

Caller: “No. You can pick one for me, and everytime I wear it I’ll think of you…”

Not Remotely Intelligent, Part 3

| USA | Technology, Uncategorized

(A customer calls in to get help setting up a video conferencing unit with a display on the remote that shows status of selection.)

Me: “So, are you pointing the remote at the unit?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “Where is the display on the remote? Is the top or bottom closest to you?

Customer: “The bottom is closest to me.”

Me: “Okay, turn the remote around so the LCD is towards the unit.”

Customer: “Okay.”

Me: “What do you see?”

Customer: “The back of the remote.”

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Not In Full Receipt Of Your Faculties

| Downers Grove, IL, USA | Extra Stupid, Uncategorized

Caller: “Hi, I need a copy of my receipt for an order I had the other day.”

Me: “Okay, ma’am. I will need the date, your name, the company name, and if you have it, the amount.”

Caller: “Yes, my name is Diane, I’m calling from [Company] and it was for yesterday. The amount was $158.26. No, wait. It was $128.26. At least, that’s what it says on the receipt that I’m holding.”

Me: “So you have the receipt, then?”

Caller: *pause* “Yes! Thanks for your help!” *click*