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Completely Immersed In The Lesson

| Frankenmuth, MI, USA | Family & Kids, School, Uncategorized

(I teach swim lessons but my shift hadn’t started yet so I am in normal clothes and standing behind the front desk.)

Me: “Hey guys, go ahead and get in, I’ll be in to teach in a few minutes.”

Mother: “ Who are you?”

Me: “Miss, your son’s swim teacher.  For the past 2 years.”

Mother: “Oh! I didn’t recognize you with clothes on!”

The Day The Music Died

| Santa Maria, CA, USA | Musical Mayhem, Uncategorized

(I am checking out a customer buying an MP3 player.)

Customer: “Does this come charged?”

Me: “I don’t think so, why?”

Customer: “Well, I want to listen to it on the way home.”

Me: “But there’s nothing on it.”

Customer: “There’s not? Where’s all the music then?”

Clearer Than Black And White

| Ireland | Food & Drink, Language & Words, Tourists/Travel, Uncategorized

Customer: “Can I get a milkshake, please?”

Me: “What flavor?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “What flavor?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “What flavor?”

Customer: “Yes!”

Customers friend: “She said what flavor.”

Customer: “Oh, I thought she was saying ‘White flavor’. I just thought that’s what they call vanilla in their country!”