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Different Degrees Of Understanding

| CA, USA | Popular, Uncategorized

(A customer asked me an irrelevant question I didn’t know the answer to…)

Me: “I’m really not sure. I’m sorry.”

Customer: “Well, I guess that’s why you’re a waitress.”

Me: *in disbelief* “I actually have a Bachelor’s degree in education.”

Customer: “So you think having a degree automatically makes you smart?”

Me: “Well, you seem to think that being a waitress automatically makes you trashy.”

(She sat there speechless for a few seconds, and then demanded to speak to my manager about my rudeness. Other customers vouched for me and I did not get in trouble.)

Has A Loose Hold On Definitions

, | Nottingham, England, UK | Uncategorized

(I work as a cashier at a well-known fast food restaurant. The customer I was serving asked for his food to take out.)

Me: “Would you like a cup holder for your drinks?”

Customer: “Is that the thing that goes on top?”

Me: “No, sir, that’s a lid…”

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Reached Your Tea Total, Part 3

| Atlantic City, NJ, USA | Uncategorized

(I have a moment to take a sip of my drink before the next customer comes to the counter, so I take it.)

Customer: “You know, you really shouldn’t be drinking that tea. It’s really bad for you.”

Me: “Thanks for the information. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Can I get a pack of USA 100s, non-menthol?”

Related:
Reached Your Tea Total, Part 2
Reached Your Tea Total