Category: Transportation

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2001: A Honda Odyssey

, | Ottawa, ON, Canada | Time, Transportation

(I work in an inbound call center, handling customers who want quotes for new policies.)

Me: “All right, ma’am, what’s the year of that first vehicle?”

Woman: “Oh? It’s a 20… 20… Let me check.”

Me: “Take your time.”

Woman: “It’s a 2020! Yes, a 2020.”

Me: “I don’t think that’s possible, ma’am. Could it be 2002?”

Woman: “No! It’s a 2020!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but those haven’t been invented yet. We’re still a few years off.”

Woman: “It’s a 20… Oh. 2001.”

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Just Ran Over (Very) Big Bird

| Perth, WA, Australia | Extra Stupid, Tourists/Travel, Transportation

(I am a flight attendant. Whilst turbulence sometimes happens, this flight was actually very smooth. One customer seems to think otherwise.)

Customer: *sounding slightly stressed* “Why is it so bumpy; it’s so very, very bumpy!”

Me: “Oh, we just ran over a bird.”

(Customer looked out of the window to try and spot the poor bird, even though we were at 35,000ft. I walked away before she worked it out…)

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Gas-Trick Bypassed

| TX, USA | Extra Stupid, Transportation, Trigger Story

(My relief shows up to give me a break just as I finish selling a young man gas. He leaves, and then comes back.)

Customer: “It’s not working.”

(I look at the screen and he’s hung up the nozzle. I redo the transaction.)

Me: “Okay, go ahead.”

(Relief takes over and I walk outside. The customer gets my attention as I walk past him.)

Customer: “Ma’am, it’s still not working.”

(I approach and notice he’s pulled the nozzle from the next pump over and around.)

 

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