Category: Theme Of The Month

November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Announcements, Theme Of The Month
Introducing the Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Entering is easy:

  1. Submit a funny or interesting story about this month’s theme: Black Friday. Share a story about memorable Black Friday experiences!
  2. At the end of the month, we’ll feature our favorite Theme Of The Month stories in a roundup!

February Theme Of The Month: You’re So Punny!

Announcements, Puns, Theme Of The Month
Introducing the Theme Of The Month: You’re So Punny!

Entering is easy:

  1. Submit a funny or interesting story about this month’s theme: You’re So Punny. Share a story that has involved a particularly good (or bad!) pun!
  2. At the end of the month, we’ll feature our favorite Theme Of The Month stories in a roundup!

January Theme Of The Month: Fight The Bigotry!

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Introducing the Theme Of The Month: Fight The Bigotry!

Entering is easy:

  1. Submit a funny or interesting story about this month’s theme: Fight The Bigotry. Share a story where you’ve had to tackle bigotry with customers.
  2. At the end of the month, we’ll feature our favorite Theme Of The Month stories in a roundup!

Swearing Off Father Christmas

| San Francisco, CA, USA | Holidays, Popular, Theme Of The Month

(It’s Christmas Eve. I’m standing at the mall entrance for a retail chain whose logo is concentric circles, checking receipts on expensive merchandise. I see a man in his late 30s to early 40s walk past with a five-to-six-year-old boy, presumably his son, both empty handed.)

Me: “Have a wonderful evening, sir, and Merry Christmas.”

Man: *turns around and flips me off* “How about you go f*** yourself, jack-a**!”

*turns back around and continues walking*

Me: *taken aback from his nonchalant hostility in front of his son* “Well, I hope your night gets better, sir, and that Junior repeats Daddy at Christmas dinner!”

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