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The realm of Technical Support is there to provide expert assistance to those who are not so tech-savvy. Although they still expect you to know what a computer is, and how to turn it on, and to know that you can’t ‘fix the internet’ because it isn’t pretty enough. You have been warned…

H2-Woah, Part 2

| Hamilton, ON, Canada | Bad Behavior, Bizarre, Food & Drink, Technology

Customer: “Where is your cooler?”

Me: “Cooler?”

Customer: “Vending machine.”

Me: We don’t have a vending machine, but if you need some water, I can get you a glass of water.”

Customer: “You can go to Hell.”

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Laptop Flop, Part 10

| Seattle, WA, USA | Bizarre, Technology

(I’m at a store which sells containers and furniture. They have a bunch of props to go on top of their items which are not for sale. I see a girl and boy looking at a fake laptop on a desk.)

Boy: “That’s fake.”

Girl: “I know.”

Boy: “It’s fake.”

Girl: “I know.”

Boy: “Why are you trying to turn it on then?”

Girl: “I’m enjoying my life.”

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Laptop Flop, Part 9
Laptop Flop, Part 8
Laptop Flop, Part 7

Should Be A Customer Screening Process

| NH, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

User: “Well, if I upgrade to that monitor arm, what happens to the little thing that’s under my computer?”

Me: *confused* “What little thing that’s under your computer?”

User: “This thing.” *user taps her computer*

Me: “That is your computer.”

Other IT Guy: “Did she just say that?”

User: “Well, the screens and the keyboard are the only pieces that I need anyway.”