Category: Religion

There’s nothing worse than a stupid customer than a stupid customer with a cause. If these people had a maker he would likely have filed them under ‘rejects’.

Probably Praying For Nicer Customers

| Chicago, IL, USA | Bizarre, Religion, Theme Of The Month

(I just clocked out for lunch, and am on my way out of the building when this exchange occurs.)

Customer: “Hi. I think you may want to call security. There’s a really weird guy outside towards the other side of the building.”

Me: “I’ll notify someone right away.” *I notify security after looking, but hear nothing of what happened*

(It turned out one of my coworkers was outside praying.)

Holy Recession!

| Chicago, IL, USA | Crazy Requests, Religion, Theme Of The Month

Me: *on the phone with a manager* “Hey, I have a guy here who wants me to give him ten dollars off, because he saw it lower two weeks ago… Uh huh. Uh huh. Right. Okay, thanks.” *hangs up phone* “Unfortunately, my manager won’t honor the price you saw, but maybe it will be that price again in a few weeks fro—”

Customer: *bangs fist on countertop* “God wouldn’t stand for this!”

Me: “I think God would understand that we’re in a recession…”

God Looks All Ways

| Chicago, IL, USA | At The Checkout, Religion, Theme Of The Month

Me: “That’ll be [total].”

Customer: *looks through purse* “Oh… I seem to be short five dollars. I’m sure God wouldn’t mind if you looked the other way on that.”

Me: “I think God would understand I could get fired for ‘looking the other way,’ so why can’t you?”