Category: Religion

There’s nothing worse than a stupid customer than a stupid customer with a cause. If these people had a maker he would likely have filed them under ‘rejects’.

Holy Recession!

| Chicago, IL, USA | Crazy Requests, Religion, Theme Of The Month

Me: *on the phone with a manager* “Hey, I have a guy here who wants me to give him ten dollars off, because he saw it lower two weeks ago… Uh huh. Uh huh. Right. Okay, thanks.” *hangs up phone* “Unfortunately, my manager won’t honor the price you saw, but maybe it will be that price again in a few weeks fro—”

Customer: *bangs fist on countertop* “God wouldn’t stand for this!”

Me: “I think God would understand that we’re in a recession…”

God Looks All Ways

| Chicago, IL, USA | At The Checkout, Religion, Theme Of The Month

Me: “That’ll be [total].”

Customer: *looks through purse* “Oh… I seem to be short five dollars. I’m sure God wouldn’t mind if you looked the other way on that.”

Me: “I think God would understand I could get fired for ‘looking the other way,’ so why can’t you?”

The Devil Has You By The Neck(lace)

, | Bakersfield, CA, USA | Religion, Theme Of The Month

(I am working for a pretzel company that had two stores in the mall. I am in the kiosk at the far end of the mall.)

Customer: “May I have a salted pretzel?”

Me: “Sure, that will be [price].”

(Whilst I am preparing her pretzel, she continues to look at the menu board. We chat about the day. She is extremely pleasant.)

Customer: “May I also get a large lemonade?”

Me: “Of course.”

(I start filling the drink, and update her on her new total. Then I lean over the counter to hand her the drink. My pentacle necklace falls out of my shirt. She takes one look at that and begins to scream at me:)

Customer: “You are going to burn in Hell, demon! You devil worshipper!”

(She took her food and drink so fast, she left her change. As sad as this is, this wasn’t the first nor last time this has happened to me throughout working customer service…)