All My One-Liners Are Golden
(I am 13, and a major fan of the show “The Golden Girls”. I’m at a popular coffee shop.)
Me: “May I please have [seasonal drink]?”
Cashier: “Name, please.”
Me: *makes reference to “The Golden Girls”* “Zulu, Queen of the Dwarf People.”
(Five minutes pass.)
Barista: “I have a coffee for Zulu, Queen of the Nerd people!”
(After picking up my coffee, I proceed to take off my coat, revealing my “Golden Girls” shirt.)
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