All My One-Liners Are Golden

(I am 13, and a major fan of the show “The Golden Girls”. I’m at a popular coffee shop.)

Me: “May I please have [seasonal drink]?”

Cashier: “Name, please.”

Me: *makes reference to “The Golden Girls”* “Zulu, Queen of the Dwarf People.”

(Five minutes pass.)

Barista: “I have a coffee for Zulu, Queen of the Nerd people!”

(After picking up my coffee, I proceed to take off my coat, revealing my “Golden Girls” shirt.)