Category: Movies & TV

The New Fragrance From Soylent Green

| Dublin, Ireland | Bizarre, Crazy Requests, Movies & TV

(I work in a department store, in the fragrance department. I was showing two guys our newest fragrance for men.)

Customer: “Have you ever seen the movie Perfume?”

Me: “Yyyeesssss…”

Customer: “Do you have anything like that?”

Me: “You mean… perfume made of people?”

Customer: “Well, one of them was made of hair.”

Me: “No. I do not have any perfumes made of human hair.”

Customer: “Hmm. Okay, thanks.”

Nearby Female Customer: *laugh-snorts, then runs away*

(The guy then stood there for a further 30 seconds while I looked at him awkwardly before he wandered away.)

Good Thing He Wasn’t Watching “Day After Tomorrow”

| England, UK | Funny Names, Movies & TV

Customer: “I pre-booked tickets online to watch… What’s it called again? …I can’t remember the name of the film.”

Me:Edge of Tomorrow?”

Customer: “No, I booked them for today!”

The Screen Is Frozen

| Movie Theater | USA | Family & Kids, Movies & TV

(We are seeing Frozen a week or so after it came out, and it’s a full house. All is well until a dramatic scene happens and the screen goes black for a few seconds. The theater is deathly silent. And then…)

Tiny Little Boy: *very loudly* “WHA’ HAPPENED?!”

(The whole theater burst into laughter at a dramatic moment and we missed a good portion of what happened next. Everyone settles down and the movie continues, but at the next break between scenes:)

Tiny Little Boy: *grumpily* “I still don’t know wha’ happened!”