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Fabricated Prices

| KY, USA | Home Improvement, Money

(I get the following phone call:)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Store]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you today?”

Caller: *long pause* “Uh, do you sell fabric?”

Me: *wondering to myself what caller thought the fabric in the store’s name meant* “We certainly do.”

Caller: “Well, how much is it?”

Me: “It depends on the fabric. We have some as low as $1 a yard all the way up to $45-$50 a yard.”

Caller: “Oh, I can’t afford that much.” *click*

(Wish I could tell you that was an unusual call, but I get it several times a month. Maybe we are supposed to just give away the fabric from the fabric store that doesn’t stock fabric.)

Employees Who Have Spirit

| GA, USA | Hotels & Lodging, Money, Tourists/Travel

(I am a hotel concierge, and a few customers are talking about the prices of late-night ghost tours of the city.)

Customer: “What’s the price of [Tour #1]?”

Me: “That one is [Expensive Price], and it’s inside an air-conditioned trolley that goes through most of downtown.”

Customer: “What’s the price of [Tour #2?]”

Me: “That one’s [Cheap Price], and it’s a walking tour inside of a graveyard. There’s also a tour in a modified hearse that’s [Cheaper Price], and it’s the most economical.”

Customer: “Well, what tour can I get for two dollars?”

(Most of the prices are over twenty dollars, and my mother has a strange way of dealing with customers that try to lowball the prices.)

Me: “For two dollars, I’ll take your family into the bathroom, turn off the lights, and go ‘WoooOOOooooOOO!’ like a ghost.”

Picture Perfect Response

| Atlanta, GA, USA | Crazy Requests, Money

(I am a claims adjuster in motor vehicle damage. I’m talking to a claimant who is trying to get me to pay for their damage without pictures to go with the estimate of the repairs.)

Claimant: “I don’t understand why you haven’t paid me yet. I sent you an estimate!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, but I also requested that you get pictures of the damage. I offered to send someone out to take pictures and write up the damage but you told me you’d take care of that yourself. I can’t pay anything out on this claim until I have images of the damage.”

Claimant: “Ohhhhh. So you’re gonna play that game.”

Me: “…The one where we require that you provide documentation of damages before we write you a check?”