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Category: Money

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Making A Very Tricky Point(s)

| USA | Books & Reading, Math & Science, Money, Popular

Customer: “I need to renew my platinum rewards membership.”

Me: “Great! That’ll be an extra $25, and it will take 10% off of your purchase today and give you 10% back on every purchase in the future.”

Customer: “Okay. Wait, then let me pay for the rewards membership first, and THEN ring everything else up in a separate transaction. I know how tricky you guys are. I know what I’m doing.”

(I figure that he wants to build up his points rather than get the 10% off right away, and he’s so adamant about doing it this way that I just shrug and do as he says. Ten minutes after this transaction, he comes shoving his way to the front of the line, looking very upset.)

Customer: “You didn’t give me the 10% off!”

Me: “As I explained, the 10% off is automatically applied when you renew a platinum rewards membership in the same transaction. You insisted on doing them separately. Now, you’re still going to get the 10% in rewards points to spend later, so in the end you’re saving just as much.”

Customer: *sputters* “But… but… you tricked me!”

Me: “You kind of tricked yourself…”

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Going To Flip Over The Tip

| VA, USA | Food & Drink, Money, Popular

(Our youth group is out to eat at a popular pancake restaurant. When our waitress comes over, I discover she’s an old friend. I see her hustling to help everyone even though she’s heavily pregnant, and decide to leave her the largest tip I could afford for being a high school student. Afterward I go on out to the car and wait for the rest of the group. When they do come out, one of the youth leaders runs up to me with my $5 tip.)

Youth Leader: “[My Name], you left your whole $5 bill on the table!”

Me: “What? I meant to leave the whole thing.”

Youth Leader: “Oh, honey, that’s way too big a tip for a place like this.”

Me: “But…”

Youth Leader: Usually a couple dollars is good enough. You’ll learn.”

(By that time everyone is ready to go, and I didn’t get to take the tip back in. But after that I started being extra generous with tips and hope to never be that snobby.)

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Unable To Change The Situation

| MN, USA | At The Checkout, Money, Popular

(It is just around shift switch and we have counted down all the registers and restarted with new ones. There is usually only about $100 in change: some 1s, 5s, and maybe a 10 and then loose change. It’s not a lot if people give you 100 dollar bills right out of the gate and it can short your till.)

Coworker: “Hi, sir! How can I help you today?”

Customer: “I want this lighter.”

Coworker: “All right, that will be $1.06.”

(The guy hands my coworker a $100 bill.)

Coworker: “Sorry, sir. Do you have anything smaller? We just changed out this till and I don’t believe I have enough change.”

Customer: “You don’t have any money?! You’re a gas station; you’re always supposed to have money.”

Coworker: “As I said, sir, we just switched shifts and are starting on new tills. I haven’t made enough sales to give you change for a $100 bill on a $1 purchase.”

Customer: “I don’t have anything smaller. I need to make change. You’re a store; you’re always supposed to have change.”

Coworker: “Yeah, we are a store, not a bank. I can’t help you, sir. Have a nice day.”

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This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 47

| Manchester, NH, USA | Extra Stupid, Money

(I’m working with a particularly impatient customer who just wants to upgrade but I’ve been having issues with the system. After calling several tech departments, I finally discover what the problem is.)

Me: “Ma’am, it looks as though you previously held an account with us that has gone into collections. Due to issues with our system at the time that you set up this new account, it has gone unnoticed until now. Unfortunately we will not be able to upgrade your phones until that account has been paid in full.”

Customer: “But that doesn’t make any sense. It was three years ago. They need to forget it.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s not how debt works. You still owe us money and we can’t extend any more credit until it’s paid.”

Customer: *yelling now* “BUT IT WAS THREE YEARS AGO! IT SHOULD BE GONE!”

Me: “No, ma’am, it’s not gone until you pay it.”

Customer: “This is ridiculous. I’m going to another carrier. You just lost a customer.”

Me: “That’s very unfortunate, ma’am, and I’m sorry you feel that way. Would you like the number of the collection agency so you can pay us what you owe us?”

Customer: *takes phone number and attempts to dramatically storm out*

Related:
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 46
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 45
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 44

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Tipped To Be The Worst Customer Of The Day

| Victoria, BC, Canada | At The Checkout, Food & Drink, Money

(I’ve only be on the floor for half-an-hour when a woman enters the line from the wrong way.)

Me: “Hi there! How are you today?”

Woman: “How much is a small coffee?”

Me: “It’s 1.94.”

Woman: “Anything cheaper?”

Me: “We can do 1.84?”

Woman: *throws a handful of change onto the counter* “You don’t mind if I borrow from here?” *she starts pulling money out of our tip jar*

Me: “Sorry, you can’t do that; I can’t allow you to, since it’s for all of the girls here!”

Woman: “It’s just fifty cents!”

Me: “I’m sorry, I really can’t!” *this is considered stealing from the company; we normally don’t argue over five cents but more then ten and I tend to say no*

Woman: *as I lean to grab something* “You’re a real b****.”

Me: *ignoring her, despite being very hurt and insulted* “Would you still like the coffee?”

Woman: “Fine.” *pulls out a twenty dollar bill, still muttering*

Me: *fills her a short coffee cup*

(She proceeds to grab this cup and storm off, only to come back while I’m in the middle of my next transaction.)

Woman: “I need more coffee!” *it’s obvious she’s taken a few huge gulps, but I ignore it and fill it back up. She leaves again only to interrupt my next transaction* “I need honey!”

Me: “You’ll just find it on the back bar there!”

Woman: “There isn’t any!”

Me: *as I can see if from across the room* “Ma’am, it’s just in the metal cylinder on the side there!” *she finally properly leaves, the next woman just looks at me*

Woman #2: “Are you okay?”

Me: *smiling* “I’m all right, thank you.”

(The whole fiasco wouldn’t have been a big deal if she hadn’t pulled out a 20-dollar-bill after asking for money!)

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