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Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 2

| Australia | Crazy Requests, Money

(A customer calls up because they have been on holiday for three months and a monthly payment had been missed and their policy cancelled.)

Me: “Hello, [Company]; this is [My Name]. Can I ask who I’m speaking with?”

Customer:  “Yes, hi, my name is [Customer]. I’m just calling because I received a letter saying you had cancelled my policy.” *member provides details*

Me: “Okay, it looks like we didn’t receive the last payment and sent you a letter requesting you contact us. You didn’t so we cancelled the policy.”

Customer: “I was on holiday; can you reinstate it?”

Me: “I’m sorry; we can’t reinstate it. I can start a new policy from now if you like.

Customer: “No. I want it reinstated. The post office held my mail while I was away and there’s no letter from you in there, and you should have taken the money. There was enough in there.”

Me: “Unfortunately, we did send a letter. I’m not sure why the post office didn’t have it but it was sent from our office. I’m looking at your details now and the credit card we take the payments from has expired so the bank refused the payment.”

Customer: “Well, why didn’t you update the card information?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you need to call us and tell us when your card information changes. We can’t do it without you letting us know.”

Customer: “This is ridiculous; reinstate my policy!”

Me: “I’m sorry but the system won’t allow me to do that. I can start a new one.”

Customer: “I want a manager.”

(I grab one of our managers and stand next to him as he takes the call. He says exactly what I said and offers to honor the old price if the new policy doesn’t match. He puts me back on the phone to take out the policy.)

Me: “Okay, so my manager has told me you’re going to start a new policy and he will match the previous price.”

Customer: “No, he said he would better the price.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but he has told me match. Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.”

Customer: “ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?! HE SAID HE WOULD BETTER THE PRICE. YOU JUST DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY.”

Me: “Ma’am, I was beside him the whole time he was on the phone.”

Customer: “…I don’t want to speak to you anymore. Put me through to someone else…”

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Didn’t Study The Deal Hard Enough

| Newcastle, England, UK | At The Checkout, Crazy Requests, Food & Drink, Money, School

(I work in a popular fast food restaurant in the city centre. I am working a morning shift and a customer comes up to my till just after nine am and orders two breakfast meals. I ask her how she would like to pay and she informs me she will be paying by card.)

Me: “Not a problem. Please just insert your card into that machine there.”

(I indicate the correct machine and turn around to begin assembling the order, but am distracted by her shout.)

Customer: “Excuse me! This machine isn’t working!”

Me: “I’m ever so sorry. Please just try again. Sometimes our system is a little temperamental. It should work this time.”

(After several more attempts the card has not worked and the food is ready so I ask to see the card; although she is speaking with a local accent some foreign cards don’t work with our system and I think it best to check. On observing, I see that she has been trying to use a student ID card.)

Me: “Uh, excuse me, but you’ve been trying to use a student card. You need to use a debit or credit card, or pay by cash if you’d prefer.”

Customer: “But you can use these!”

Me: “I’m afraid you can’t, madam; there is no way of paying with a student card.”

Customer: “But I want my meal for free!”

(My company runs a promotion where if you buy a meal and present student ID you are entitled to a free cheeseburger or ice cream, but this is only available after 10:30 am when main menu is being served, and does not entitle you to your whole meal for free, which I endeavour to explain to the now irate customer.)

Customer: “So you mean I can’t have my meals for free?”

Me: “No. Like I said, that promotion doesn’t run during breakfast, and even if it did you don’t get your whole meal free. You have to buy it and you get a free cheeseburger or ice cream after.”

Customer: “Well, they’ve been lying to us then! F***this!”

(The customer then left the store, leaving the food on the counter which had to be recorded as waste. I never found out who ‘they’ were.)

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Making A Very Tricky Point(s)

| USA | Books & Reading, Math & Science, Money, Popular

Customer: “I need to renew my platinum rewards membership.”

Me: “Great! That’ll be an extra $25, and it will take 10% off of your purchase today and give you 10% back on every purchase in the future.”

Customer: “Okay. Wait, then let me pay for the rewards membership first, and THEN ring everything else up in a separate transaction. I know how tricky you guys are. I know what I’m doing.”

(I figure that he wants to build up his points rather than get the 10% off right away, and he’s so adamant about doing it this way that I just shrug and do as he says. Ten minutes after this transaction, he comes shoving his way to the front of the line, looking very upset.)

Customer: “You didn’t give me the 10% off!”

Me: “As I explained, the 10% off is automatically applied when you renew a platinum rewards membership in the same transaction. You insisted on doing them separately. Now, you’re still going to get the 10% in rewards points to spend later, so in the end you’re saving just as much.”

Customer: *sputters* “But… but… you tricked me!”

Me: “You kind of tricked yourself…”