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Category: Money

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Going To Flip Over The Tip

| VA, USA | Food & Drink, Money, Popular

(Our youth group is out to eat at a popular pancake restaurant. When our waitress comes over, I discover she’s an old friend. I see her hustling to help everyone even though she’s heavily pregnant, and decide to leave her the largest tip I could afford for being a high school student. Afterward I go on out to the car and wait for the rest of the group. When they do come out, one of the youth leaders runs up to me with my $5 tip.)

Youth Leader: “[My Name], you left your whole $5 bill on the table!”

Me: “What? I meant to leave the whole thing.”

Youth Leader: “Oh, honey, that’s way too big a tip for a place like this.”

Me: “But…”

Youth Leader: Usually a couple dollars is good enough. You’ll learn.”

(By that time everyone is ready to go, and I didn’t get to take the tip back in. But after that I started being extra generous with tips and hope to never be that snobby.)

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Unable To Change The Situation

| MN, USA | At The Checkout, Money, Popular

(It is just around shift switch and we have counted down all the registers and restarted with new ones. There is usually only about $100 in change: some 1s, 5s, and maybe a 10 and then loose change. It’s not a lot if people give you 100 dollar bills right out of the gate and it can short your till.)

Coworker: “Hi, sir! How can I help you today?”

Customer: “I want this lighter.”

Coworker: “All right, that will be $1.06.”

(The guy hands my coworker a $100 bill.)

Coworker: “Sorry, sir. Do you have anything smaller? We just changed out this till and I don’t believe I have enough change.”

Customer: “You don’t have any money?! You’re a gas station; you’re always supposed to have money.”

Coworker: “As I said, sir, we just switched shifts and are starting on new tills. I haven’t made enough sales to give you change for a $100 bill on a $1 purchase.”

Customer: “I don’t have anything smaller. I need to make change. You’re a store; you’re always supposed to have change.”

Coworker: “Yeah, we are a store, not a bank. I can’t help you, sir. Have a nice day.”

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This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 47

| Manchester, NH, USA | Extra Stupid, Money

(I’m working with a particularly impatient customer who just wants to upgrade but I’ve been having issues with the system. After calling several tech departments, I finally discover what the problem is.)

Me: “Ma’am, it looks as though you previously held an account with us that has gone into collections. Due to issues with our system at the time that you set up this new account, it has gone unnoticed until now. Unfortunately we will not be able to upgrade your phones until that account has been paid in full.”

Customer: “But that doesn’t make any sense. It was three years ago. They need to forget it.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s not how debt works. You still owe us money and we can’t extend any more credit until it’s paid.”

Customer: *yelling now* “BUT IT WAS THREE YEARS AGO! IT SHOULD BE GONE!”

Me: “No, ma’am, it’s not gone until you pay it.”

Customer: “This is ridiculous. I’m going to another carrier. You just lost a customer.”

Me: “That’s very unfortunate, ma’am, and I’m sorry you feel that way. Would you like the number of the collection agency so you can pay us what you owe us?”

Customer: *takes phone number and attempts to dramatically storm out*

Related:
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 46
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 45
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 44