Category: Math & Science

Everyone needs basic math and science skills to survive. However, these customers were definitely sleeping their way through class!

Their IQ Is Below Zero

| Portsmouth, England, UK | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Math & Science

(Whilst taking a customer’s cocktail order on a Friday night:)

Customer: “Is your ice fresh or frozen?”

Trying To Pull A Shady Deal

| USA | Extra Stupid, Math & Science

(I work at company that sells stone to go on houses. All of the stone is outside, and our location is surrounded by trees.)

Customer: “All of this is the same rock?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. Everything in this row is the same material.”

Customer: “Why is this side so much darker?! You said it was the same!”

Me: “…ma’am, that side is in the shade.”

Total Recall

| WI, USA | At The Checkout, Math & Science, Money

(Whenever a customer hands me actual cash, I always recount it and repeat the sum back to them to ensure they have given me the right amount, The customer is in a rush and not listening to me.)

Me: “With your coupons, your total is $12.34.”

(The customer hands me $21 and some change while looking at the display.)

Me: “Out of $21.46?”

(She ignores me so I enter the amount into the computer, take out her change and close the drawer.)

Me: “Your change is $9.12. Would you like your receipt with you or in the bag?”

Customer: “What? I didn’t want change back! That’s why I gave you exact change! I should be getting $5 back!”

Me: “No, Ma’am. I told you the total was $12.34 after your discounts and repeated how much you gave me back to you.”

Customer: “But the display says $16.46! Give me the right change back; I’m trying to lighten my purse and I don’t want coins!”

Me: “That was before the discounts. The display shows the amount due after discounts on this side of the display.” *I reach over the monitor to point*

Customer: “Open the register back up and get me the correct change! NOW!”

Me: “The register will only open for a cash transaction.”

(The lady continues to yell at me, disregarding her own stupidity until another customer eventually pushes in front of her while giving her a dirty look.)

Next Customer: “She told you the correct total and you didn’t bother paying attention.”

They Don’t Charge Extra For Time

| UK | Math & Science, Movies & TV

Customer: “Two tickets to see [Film] this evening, please.”

Me: “Of course. Would you like to watch in 2D or 3D?”

Customer: “Oh, I wish you had 4D, too, That would be cool!”

Me: “Well, technically, since films are moving images our 3D films are 4D. They move through time!”

Customer: “The fourth dimension!”

Coupons Can Be Taxing

Pittsburgh, PA, USA | At The Checkout, Food & Drink, Math & Science, Theme Of The Month

(I manage a fast food/coffee shop. A customer presents a coupon for $1.99 coffee. I make her drink and I ring it up.)

Me: “That’s going to be $2.11.”

Customer: “That’s with the coupon?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “But it’s supposed to be $1.99.”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. $1.99 plus tax.”

Customer: “But why is it $2.11? That seems like too much.”

Me: “Well its $1.99 plus 12 cents tax which comes to $2.11.”

Customer: “That doesn’t make any sense! It should be $1.99!”

(This goes on for a couple minutes and my boss is next to me counting money.)

Customer: *to my boss* “You understand what I’m saying right?”

Boss: “I’m not sure I do. The drink is $1.99 plus tax and the tax is 12 cents so the total should be $2.11.”

(The customer stops and thinks for a second and then, looking quite embarrassed turns to me.)

Customer: “OH, MY GOSH I’m so sorry! I really need this coffee!”

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