Category: Holidays

Even during the holidays, customers don’t seem to take a break. With that many extra light-bulbs around you’d think a few extra would appear above their heads?

Santa’s Little Helper, Part 2

| Porterville, CA, USA | Holidays, Theme Of The Month

(I am five years old. My mom takes my two little sisters and I to see Santa. When it’s my turn to see him I pull a wrapped mini candy cane out of my sock and hand it to him.)

Santa: *laugh* “Thank you. No one has ever given ME a candy cane before.” *then he handed me a full sized candy cane*

(I’m 28 now and I still haven’t forgotten the Christmas I surprised Santa.)

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Santa’s Little Helper

Full Of Holiday Sneer, Part 2

| England, UK | Holidays, Theme Of The Month

(I am on the till serving customers during the Christmas season, and am just finishing up with a customer.)

Me: *handing the customer his bags* “There you are. Your receipt’s in the bag. I hope you have a lovely day, and a merry Christmas!”

Customer: *sternly* “I don’t celebrate Christmas.”

(The customer then storms out.)

Me: *speechless*

Nearby Coworker: *trying her best not to crack up laughing*

(I’m on my third Christmas working in that store now, and that customer is (luckily) the only one I’ve come across to have that reaction! Even when I’ve occasionally slipped up and wished an obvious Sikh or Muslim a Merry Christmas, they’ve always appreciated the sentiment!)

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Full Of Holiday Sneer

Unhappy Holidays, Part 4

| Tucson, AZ, USA | Holidays, Popular, Theme Of The Month

(I was raised in a household of old Shaman beliefs. While I enjoy certain Christmas decorations and even have a Christmas tree, I always remain neutral in how I speak with customers about this time of year.)

Customer: *cheerfully* “Merry Christmas!”

Me: *smiling* “Happy Holidays!”

Customer: *suddenly angry* “It’s Merry Christmas. Say it!”

Me: *still smiling, looking her dead in the eye* “Happy Holidays.”

Customer: *storms off*

(I always wonder would have happened if I had said “Happy Winter Solstice” instead.)

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Unhappy Holidays, Part 3
Unhappy Holidays, Part 2
Unhappy Holidays

Do You Tree What I Tree?

| ID, USA | Holidays, Popular, Theme Of The Month

(Every year during the Christmas season our library hosts what we call the “Mitten Tree.” It works a little like the Salvation Army trees: you take a mitten from the tree, on which is written a gift to purchase for a person/family in need, “Toy for eight-year-old boy” or “pajama pants for adult woman size 14,” for example, and then bring the (wrapped) gift back and it goes to the person/family assigned. We put the tree up the week before Thanksgiving because some people like to get their Mitten Tree gifts during Black Friday. The Monday before Thanksgiving, we’re closing up the library for the evening when a couple starts banging on the door.)

Coworker: *opens the sliding doors* “I’m sorry; we’re closed for the night. We open again at 10 am tomorrow.”

Man: “But we wanted to get mittens from the Mitten Tree! Can we just come in and look?”

Coworker: “Um… sure, I don’t think that will be a problem.” *opens the door*

(The couple browsed through the tree while the rest of us went about shutting off computers, checking doors, and otherwise preparing to close. The woman stops my co-worker again.)

Woman: “Is there a limit to how many mittens we can take?”

Coworker: “Nope, you take as many as you’re comfortable with.”

Woman: “Okay, can we just clear the tree, then?”

(I look up from my work to see that, yes, they’ve taken almost every remaining mitten from the tree. Wow! We have generous patrons but I have NEVER seen that much generosity from one couple before. I stuck my head in the library director’s office to let her know what was going on, and she went out to personally thank the couple before they left.)

Me: “That was sweet.”

Coworker: “That was awesome.”

Director: *blinking back tears* “Do they know how to make a grown lady cry or what?”

(Less than two weeks later, the couple returned with their wrapped gifts, sixteen in all. Thank you, you two, for making Christmas wonderful for a family in need this year! You’re an inspiration.)

I Believe In Humanity

| Bakersfield, CA, USA | Holidays, Theme Of The Month

(I am at a fast food place with my aunt and uncle. I notice a older man in a Santa hat walking around handing out candy canes.)

Santa: *to me* “Do you still believe?”

Me: “Of course!”

Santa: “You answered well. Here’s a candy cane!”

(Faith in humanity restored!)