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Category: Health & Body

Stupid customers in stories are bad enough. However, dealing with a customer’s health issues may be hazardous to your own health! Please consult your doctor before continuing.

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The Mother Is The One That Got Burned

| Pasadena, CA, USA | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids, Health & Body, Popular

(I work at a large chain video game store and my girlfriend will come into the store close to the end of my shift almost every day. About six years ago she got into a really bad car wreck and had about seventy-five percent of her body burned and has some pretty bad scarring on her arms and face. A woman with a boy and girl, both under ten, has been staring at her for a while before she walks up to me.)

Woman: “I would like to ask for that girl to be removed.”

Me: “Why do you think she needs to leave?”

Woman: *scoffs* “Her face is scaring my kids!”

(I am fighting back the urge to scream at her because my girlfriend can clearly hear her and is very self conscious about her scars.)

Me: “I can’t tell her to leave if she hasn’t done anything.”

Woman: “I’M IN HERE TO BUY THINGS! SHE HAS JUST BEEN STANDING HERE FOR TEN MINUTES!”

(By now my girlfriend looks like she’s about to cry.)

Me: “If your kids are scared of someone who almost died then you are clearly not doing the best job at teaching them to accept people who are different!”

(We left as my girlfriend started crying. It took me almost an hour to get her to calm down.)

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Playing The Racist Card Is Shady

| Cincinnati, OH, USA | Bigotry, Health & Body, Popular

(I work in a cosmetics store and I see an African-American woman looking in the foundation section for a good five minutes, which is a long time to spend deciding between shades. I walk over to her.)

Me: “Hi, do you need any help today?”

Customer: “Yes. Which of these shades do you think is better for my skin tone?”

(Both shades are considerably lighter than her skin tone. I see that the skin tone of her face is noticeably lighter than the rest of her body, meaning that she has used lighter foundation before.)

Me: “Actually, I would recommend one of these instead.”

(Our foundation is displayed from lightest to darkest tones. I walk to the darker side of the display and pick up the two shades at the end, and hold them out for the woman.)

Customer: “Well, that’s a little racist.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “It’s because I’m black isn’t it?”

Me: “I’m sorry; I still don’t understand what you’re implying.”

Customer: I’m implying that you picked out those shades because I’m black. What if I want to be white?”

Me: “Yes, I picked out these shades because you’re black. You have beautiful dark skin, so beautiful in fact, that I don’t even think you need foundation, but I know people have different reasons for wanting to wear certain products and I have no room to assume why you’re buying something. Just like you have no room to assume I’m racist for suggesting a skin color that actually matches because that’s what you asked me to do.”

(The woman was completely shocked by what I said, put the bottles that she was holding back, and rushed out of the store. She came in a few days later, and this time the skin tone of her face was the same as the rest of her body!)

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Too Busy To Notice

| USA | Health & Body

(I am a receptionist at a medical imaging clinic. In addition to our regularly scheduled exams, we do x-rays on a walk-in basis. It is a very busy day and our waiting room is completely full and noisy, and there is also a line of patients waiting to check in. An elderly lady comes in and approaches the desk when it’s her turn.)

Elderly Lady: *completely serious* “Are you busy today?”

Me: *pause* “No…”