Category: Health & Body

Stupid customers in stories are bad enough. However, dealing with a customer’s health issues may be hazardous to your own health! Please consult your doctor before continuing.

Suddenly Thankful For Health Insurance

| CA, USA | Health & Body, Money

(I work as a pharmacist in a pharmacy inside a department store. This takes place on Black Friday and the entire store has massive sales going on; however, the pharmacy is just running under normal business hours. This is the first but not last occurrence this entire day.)

Patient: “You guys are open today?”

Me: “Yes, we are. Just normal hours today, though.”

Patient: “So that means I get my prescriptions half off, right?”

Me: “No, that’s not how it works.”

Patient: “But the entire store is on sale. You guys should be, too!”

Me: “Well, there’s no Black Friday in the pharmacy.”

Patient: “YOU SHOULD!”

Me: “Tell you what; I can give you 30% off the cash price of your prescription. I can’t discount insurance, but I can work with the cash price. Just don’t tell anyone I’m doing this.”

Patient: “Sure!”

Me: “Okay, the cost of your prescription with the discount is… [price around $3000].”

Patient: “What?! I pay $5 normally!”

Me: “Well, that’s the cost of the prescription, so take it or leave it.”

Now You’re Really Pushing It

| SC, USA | Health & Body

(I’m a physical therapist assistant and am finishing up my last clinical rotation. I’m treating a patient with a shoulder repair that follows the same protocols as a rotator cuff repair. He’s recently progressed to active assistive range of motion but per doctor’s orders is not allowed to take off his sling nor allowed to do active range of motion. This particular treatment session he reports that he is in a lot of pain, so I go through the usual questions to figure out what’s up.)

Me: “Have you done anything new?”

Patient: “No, I’ve been doing my usual routine.”

Me: “Have you been following the home exercise plan the way we taught you to?”

Patient: “Yes. I do my arm swings and my push-ups.”

Me: “PUSH-UPS?! [Instructor], could you come over and listen to this. [Patient], could you repeat what you said?”

Patient: “Yep. I’ve been doing my arm swings and push-ups everyday.”

Clinical Instructor: “What?! Do you mean your step-backs?”

Patient: “Well, yeah. But when I come back up I do a push-up. It’s only from the table.”

Clinical Instructor: “When have we ever told you to do push-ups? What made you think to do that?!”

Patient: “It just felt like the right thing to do.”

(I also found out the patient had been doing active range of motion at home, standing up, because his reasoning was that it would speed up the healing process. Thankfully it didn’t seem like there was any permanent damage or re-tears from this. We corrected him and he (hopefully) knew better than to do any of that.)

Your Answer Just Morphed

| QLD, Australia | Health & Body

(I work at a day surgery as a nurse, and a large part of my job is to admit people for their procedure, which involves asking them various questions about their health and medical history. This is a very common conversation I have with at least one patient every day.)

Me: “Can you please confirm your name and date of birth for me?”

Patient: “Sure, it’s [Name] and [Date].”

Me: “Thanks for that. Now, a really important question: do you have any allergies?”

Patient: “Nope, no allergies.”

(Five minutes later, when I’ve nearly finished admitting them.)

Patient: “Oh, actually, I get a really bad reaction to morphine.”

Firing Off At You Over The Fire

| Birmingham, England, UK | Bad Behavior, Bizarre, Health & Body

(I work the morning shift at a local corner shop. Every day around the same time I would smell a burning smell. I mention it to the manager who has people come in to check everything over but say there’s nothing to worry about. One morning the smell is even stronger than before. I call my manager over to ask her if she can smell anything. Before she can say anything she points behind me. The cupboard with all the electrics has white smoke pouring out the gaps of the door.)

Manager: “I’ll set the alarm. You get everyone out.”

(She runs to the alarm while I run around the shop to see if anyone is in. Being six am there isn’t so we both run out. My manager asks to borrow my phone to call 999. I hand her my phone and figure I should knock on all the doors to the shops and the residence above the shops next to us, though a man has already walked up to us at this point.)

Me: “Sorry, sir, there is a fire. You can’t come in.” *I go to start knocking on doors*

Man: “Wait, did you call 999?”

Me: “Yes, she’s doing it right now.” *I go to move again but he grabs my arm*

Man: “That’s white smoke; that would make it an electrical fire. Can you not just turn it off?”

Me: “The fire is on the switch to turn it off!”

(I give his arm a little shake but he steps in front of me.)

Man: “Could you not use a fire extinguisher?”

(I had thought of this, but as the fire was behind a door I didn’t want to cause a fire wave in my face with the rush of oxygen it would get.)

Me: “No. Please, I need—”

Man: “Need to get out of here? Just caring about your own a**? What about the people still asleep in the houses? Should you not warn them!?”

Me: *in my head* “I would be but I’m stood here talking to you!” *to Man* “I was just about to do that, sir…”

(At this point my manager has finished on my phone and hands it back to me.)

Manager: “Just make sure no one goes in except the fire people. I’ll go wake everyone up.”

(She runs off and the man is still standing next to me.)

Me: “Sir, if you could please move along. I don’t want anyone getting hurt.”

Man: “Sure, and when I leave you’ll just bolt. I’m staying right to make sure you do what your boss told you to do.”

(I chose to ignore him and waited for the emergency services which arrived in record time. I told them what the deal was and they dealt with it promptly. I saw the man walk off while giving me the ‘I’m watching you’ signal.)

O… B… G… Y… N

| Health & Body

(While waiting at a busy ObGyn office for a pelvic exam a middle aged man enters and approaches the receptionist.)

Man: “I have a one pm appointment.”

Receptionist: “I’m sorry; you have an appointment for yourself?”

Man: “Yes! One pm with Dr. [Name].”

Receptionist: “Sir… are you sure you have the right place?”

Man: “Why?”

Receptionist: *gestures around office and the guy suddenly seems to realize he is surrounded by women* “We are an ObGyn; we only have female patients and we do not have a Dr. [Name].”

Man: “This isn’t [Optometrist]?”

Receptionist: “No, they are located next door.”

Man: *leaves*

Receptionist: “He REALLY needs some new glasses.”

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