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Category: Food & Drink

Stupid Customers, like the rest of us have to eat and drink. Sadly like the rest of us, they sometimes eat with the rest of us. For every waiter, server, drive-thru operator, coffee shop barista, and restaurant manager who has had to deal with fake allergies, vegetarians who don’t know the meaning of the word and idiots who have yet to understand the concept of clearly listed ingredients, we salute you!

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Finger-Lickin’ Crazy

| Seattle, WA, USA | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

Me: “Thank you for calling [Company]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like to place an order.”

Me: “Okay, what can I get for you?”

Customer: “I would like two orders of the fried chicken, one order of mashed potatoes, and two orders of the corn on the cob.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we actually don’t carry any of these items. We only have sandwiches and salads.”

Customer: “This is [Company], right?”

Me: “Yes, it is.”

Customer: “Well, what am I supposed to do now?”

Me: “Call KFC?”

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Lunch Rushing To Their Defense

| Oklahoma City, OK, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

(I’m waiting for my order while the lunch rush is on. This lady had ordered before me, and was complaining to her friend.)

Lady: “It’s been ten minutes since I ordered. They’re taking too long.” *to workers* “What’s taking so long? It’s been ten minutes and I’m gonna be late!”

Me: “It’s the lunch rush, and they’re busy all around. Don’t yell at them for being popular.”

Lady: *gives stony, surprised glare at me* “I wasn’t talking to you.”

Me: “And I was defending them! It’s not their fault it’s the lunch rush.”

(She turned around and didn’t say much after that.)

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Wait Until You Try The Shepherd’s Pie

| Liverpool, England, UK | Food & Drink, Popular, Puns

(I am taking orders and serving soup when a customer and his wife approach me.)

Customer: “Excuse me, do you still serve the children’s soup?”

Me: “We do, yes.”

Customer: “Don’t you think that’s cruel?”

Me: *I clock on that he’s having a laugh with me* “Not at all. All our children are free range and organic.”