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Category: Food & Drink

Stupid Customers, like the rest of us have to eat and drink. Sadly like the rest of us, they sometimes eat with the rest of us. For every waiter, server, drive-thru operator, coffee shop barista, and restaurant manager who has had to deal with fake allergies, vegetarians who don’t know the meaning of the word and idiots who have yet to understand the concept of clearly listed ingredients, we salute you!

Service Is Wasted On Him

| Humberside, England, UK | Bad Behavior, Food & Drink

(I work in a pub that also sells food. The pub is quite large so it actually has two bars, one in the front and one in the back. On this day, I’m working the back bar, which has a broken coffee machine. When it’s quiet I will simply go to the front bar to make customer’s hot drinks, but at the present moment it’s quite busy, so I’m simply apologizing for the inconvenience and directing customers to the other bar if they want hot drinks. An elderly gentlemen comes up to the bar.)

Customer: “Two cappuccinos, please.”

Me: “I’m really sorry, but the coffee machine is broken at the moment. If you’d like to pop down to the other bar, my colleagues there can get you your coffees.”

Customer: “The machine’s broken?”

Me: “Yeah, once again I’m really sorry about that.”

Customer: “Well, aren’t you a waste of space?”

(And with that he walked out.)

Doesn’t Have The Tea-Total

| Milton Keynes, England, UK | Awesome Workers, Food & Drink

(I am in a train station and figure I’ll get a cup of tea from the on-site cafe as I have about an hour until my train.)

Me: “How much for a cup of tea?”

Employee: “£1.50.”

Me: *checks change in my pocket* “Never mind, I don’t have enough.”

Employee: “How much do you have?”

Me: “£1.33.”

Employee: “That’ll do. It’s too cold to go out without a cuppa!”

Cocoa-Loco

| Sweden | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Funny Names

Me: “Nina! Here’s your tall hot chocolate!”

(The customer takes it, walks away, and comes back.)

Customer: “What was the name?”

Me: “Nina.”

Customer: “Oh, that’s not me.”

Me: *looking at the line of drinks and not seeing any other hot chocolates waiting to be made* “…and you’re waiting for a hot chocolate?”

Customer: “No, a strawberries and cream Frappuccino.”

Me: “…”