icon_familykids

Category: Family & Kids

icon_familykids

Doesn’t Look Like Anything The Cat Dragged In

| NM, USA | Family & Kids, Popular

(I am sitting in the youth services section of the library, near the desk, reading a book and waiting for my daughter to come out of story time when I observe a boy about nine or ten approaching the desk.)

Employee: “Welcome to the library. Can I help you find something?”

Boy: “I was wondering if you could help me find my grandma?”

Employee: “Sure. Can you tell me what she looks like?”

Boy: “Well, she’s really old and REALLY wrinkly and has old person hair, and she smells like an old person, and I think she’s wearing a purple shirt. Kind of a crazy cat lady look?”

Employee: *blushing at the boy’s words* “Sorry, I haven’t seen anyone fitting that… description.”

Boy: “Okay, but if you see her, will you tell her me and my mom are at story time?”

Employee: “Sure will.”

(Two minutes later, a lady comes looking for her family. She’s probably not a day over fifty and very stylishly dressed with nice hair.)

Employee: “Welcome to the library. Can I help you find something?”

Lady: “Yes. I was looking for my daughter and grandchildren. The oldest boy is wearing a green shirt and brown ball cap. Have you seen them?”

Employee: “Yes. They went into the story time room.”

(The lady leaves, and the employee looks at me, knowing I saw the whole thing.)

Employee: “Really old crazy cat ladies are getting nicer looking every day!”

icon_badbehavior

Can’t Look After Her Own Litter

| Kapellskär, Sweden | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids, Popular

(I work in an outlet store. I am on my tenth hour of my fourteen-hour-long shift. So far the day has mostly been pleasant due to nice customers. However, two teenagers (siblings) have been acting obnoxious, shouting, making a mess, and fighting over a box of candy they can’t seem to figure out how to open. They start tearing the box apart, leaving tape and pieces of paper all over the floor. Their mother approaches and I feel thankful, as she seems like a reasonable person and I think this meant the squabbling and littering will finally stop.)

Mother: “What are you two up to? Oh, what a mess.” *looks at me* “Well, at least you’ll have something to do! That’ll be fun, right?”

Me: *speechless*

Mother: “Oh, well, time to go. Bye!”

(As they exit the store, the mother stepped on the tape and paper; it stuck to her shoe, and she dragged all of the garbage out of the shop with her. I waited a few seconds before I let out a smug, evil laugh.)

icon_familykids

Dying To Hold A Puppy

| Minneapolis, MN, USA | Bizarre, Family & Kids

(I go into a pet store in a mall with my younger sister, who is probably seven. They have puppies and kittens on display.)

Sister: “Can we hold one of the puppies?”

Employee: *sizing us up, realizing we’re siblings and not parent and child* “I’m sorry, little girl, but we can only let you hold the puppies if your mom is here with you.”

Sister: “OUR MOM IS DEAD!”

(She stomped out of the store, dragging me behind her. Our mom was actually not dead and was just shopping a few stores down.)