Category: Underaged

Everyone at one time has tried to sneak into a movie or bought a drink they’re too young for. However; when stupid customers make this attempt the results can be both hilarious and pitying. And this is before alcohol has destroyed their brain cell(s)!

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No ID, No Idea, Part 26

| WA, USA | At The Checkout, Popular, Underaged

(I’m a cashier at a large chain supermarket, and our policy is to card everyone who orders alcohol and cigarettes who looks under age 40. There are two people in my line buying alcohol, and I card the lady in front and explain the policy. After I’m done it’s the man behind her’s turn, and I’m not about to card him.)

Customer: *scoffs* “What, not gonna card me?”

Me: “All right. May I see your ID, then?”

(He proceeds to hold out his wallet, with the ID in the viewslot. We’re not allowed to accept it that way, so I ask him to remove it. When he hands it to me, I notice it has a hole punched in the upper-right corner.)

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, this ID has a hole punched in it. That means it’s invalid and we can’t accept it.”

Customer: “No, it’s valid. They did that…”

(I proceed to call my manager over who was passing by.)

Manager: “Nope. Sorry, sir, but we can’t accept an ID that has a hole punched in it. We can’t sell it to you.”

(The customer leaves in a huff.)

Me: *to Manager* “I wasn’t even gonna card him. He insisted.”

Manager: *laughs*

Related:

No ID, No Idea, Part 25

No ID, No Idea, Part 24

No ID, No Idea, Part 23

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The Drunken Taste Of Lawlessness

| OH, USA | At The Checkout, Popular, Underaged

(I work in a well-known chain superstore. Our policy for alcohol sales is that we must see proper identification from all parties present with the exception of an obvious parent/child party. It is also important to note that Ohio law states that a customer must provide a valid ID if asked, and a store employee may ask at their own discretion.)

Me: “Hello. I will need to see both ID’s to process this alcohol sale.”

Customer #1: “Why do you need to see both?”

Me: “It is the—”

Customer #1: “That is illegal; you can’t require that both of us have an ID.”

Me: “Actually, ma’am, I am required by policy to have proper identification from all parties of the alcohol sale or I cannot—”

Customer #1: “So, it is [Store]’s policy, which is against the law. I could sue.”

(Meanwhile, Customer #2 is retrieving his ID. I check both identification cards and process the sale.)

Me: “Your total is…”

Customer #1: “What if I have my child and I am buying alcohol?”

Me: “If it is obviously your child it shouldn’t be a problem.”

Customer #2: “Well what if I had my step-daughter?”

Me: “That would be a child, sir. It won’t be a problem if you are not buying it for her.”

Customer #1: “Well, it is stupid and against the law.”

(I hand her the receipt.)

Me: “Have a great day, ma’am.”

Customer #1: “Good luck breaking the law; someone will sue you.”

Customer #3: *a little old woman, clearly appalled by Customer #2’s attitude* “Don’t worry, sweetie. I don’t have alcohol, and even if i did I know the law!”

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Game, Set, And Matches

| USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Popular, Underaged

(I work in a store that was recently stung by the local P.D. and failed a decoy operation. The offending employee was fired, fined, given a court date, and charged with a criminal offense. This resulted in a huge crackdown on our ID policy from management. A young woman comes in and asks me for a free pack of matches.)

Me: “Sure, but I’m going to need to see your ID.”

Customer: “What? For matches?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, it’s considered the same thing as purchasing a lighter.”

Customer: “I don’t have my ID.”

Me: “I can’t give you matches, then. I’m sorry.”

Customer: “I was just in here last week. You don’t remember me?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Do you just not have a memory?”

(At this point I’m kind of stricken by her rudeness and general demeanor. She’s obviously getting extremely upset about me not giving her a pack of matches.)

Me: “I see hundreds of people every week, ma’am. I can’t remember every single one of them.”

Customer: “You are very rude! Why are you being so mean to me?”

Me: “How am I being rude? I could lose my job for not asking for ID.”

Customer: “You’re making me feel stupid!”

(At this point her attitude changes completely and she actually begins to cry.)

Customer: “PLEASE just give me the matches! Why are you doing this to me?”

Me: “I can’t. Someone just lost their job and has to go to court because they didn’t ID a customer.”

Customer: “F*** you! I will be speaking to your manager!”

Me: “So you’re going to complain to my manager about me doing my job?”

(She ran out, still crying. She did show up complaining about me to my manager. This resulted in my manager backing me up for doing my job. She thankfully hasn’t returned.)

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