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Ah… technical support. No two words placed next to each other evokes such vivid imagery of personal computers on fire, late-night call center staff having to explain over and over that the monitor is not actually the computer, and infinite amounts of pure PEBCAKkery.

#20: Customers Should Watch Their Language (4,312 votes)

(I work in tech support for a major US cable company, and sometimes we have to deal with people who just don’t want to talk to you because you’re foreign.)

Customer: “You know what? I can’t understand a word you’re saying. You have an accent. Can I be transferred to someone who speaks English?”

Me: “I’m pretty sure I’m speaking English right now, sir.”

Customer: “Yeah, but I can’t understand you because of your accent.”

Me: “So, basically you’re saying you want me to transfer you to someone else.”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “Because I have an accent.”

Customer: “That’s right.”

Me: “And you can’t understand what I’m saying.”

Customer: “Exactly.”

Me: “So how come you were able to understand what I just said?”

*a few seconds of silence*

Customer: “Don’t be an a**-hole and just transfer me!”

Angry, furious businesswoman throws a punch into computer, screaming. Negative human emotions, facial expressions, feelings, aggression, anger management issues


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