How Do I Live Without You?

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10 Reasons Why Customers Should Not Be Trusted With Their Own Money

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Crowd in the mall
1. They spend money they haven’t got.


The following are all stories from Not Always Right that demonstrate the stupidity of customers who should never have been allowed to have a bank account:


Me: “Your total is $**.**.”

(The customer hands me card, I run it and hand it back to her.)

Customer: “Oh, no! That’s my debit card! I don’t have any money in my account. It’s going to be declined.”

Me: “Well, your purchase went through.”

Customer: “Oh, well, if it went through, that means I have enough money in my account.”

Me: “Well, not necessarily. My brother got himself into a lot of debt by using his cards after he’d reached his limit.”

Customer: “You mean I could still use this card even if there’s no money in the account?”

Me: “It’s possible, but I’m not familiar with your bank system.”

Customer: *to friend* “Do you want to go to the nail salon?”

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As The Checkout Line Churns

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Hated It To The Last Bite

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And Don’t Forget The Tape Measures Too!

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