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Try Scamming A Mile In His Shoes

| WI, USA | Criminal & Illegal, Liars & Scammers, Popular, Technology

(A customer calls about a TV he’d ordered online that he wants to return, stating the reason is it is ‘damaged.’ Our driver goes to retrieve the item. He has an inspection form to complete so he is getting ready to open the box to inspect the TV.)

Customer: “What are you doing?!”

Driver: *shows inspection form* “I’m required to fill this out before I take the TV. This will only take a minute.”

(The driver proceeds to open the TV box fully expecting a 55″ TV only to find the box is full of gym shoes.)

Driver: “What the h*** is this?”

Customer: “What?! [Company] must have sent it to me like that!”

(Not only did we not pick up his ‘TV’ but this customer is now officially black-listed from ever ordering anything from that company again.)

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Karma Was Blowing Something Fierce That Day

| Dallas, TX, USA | Criminal & Illegal, Popular

(In the front of the store is where the registers are located along with the front doors. On the very right side of the building is another set of counters where our Parts and Service department is located. We sell power equipment like blowers, chainsaws, lawnmowers. A man approaches my coworker in the front of the store where the registers are. A customer sets down a “name brand” blower and takes out his wallet.)

Coworker: “I’m sorry, sir, but if you go back over to where you got the blower, the guys over at Parts & Service will put oil and gas in it for you and make sure it works before you leave the store. And the cashier will take your money and get the warranty paperwork started for you.”

(The guy just looks at her and then runs out the front with the blower in hand. My other coworker runs after the guy. The man throws the blower in the back seat and gets into the passenger side of the car. The windows are down so my coworker reaches in and grabs the blower and is about to pull it out of the car when the man grabs his hand and squeezes hard. The other man in the driver’s side backs up and takes off. My coworker is able to pull his arm out of the car before he gets hurt.)

Manager: “Hey! Are you okay?! Don’t ever do anything like that again! I appreciate what you were trying to do, but don’t do that, ever!”

(My manager asks if anyone was able to get the license plate of the car. No one did. Meanwhile my assistant manager is calling the cops who (I’m not joking) are only half a mile down the street. The cops get there and are talking to everyone involved. My manager walks out to where the car was parked. He looks down on the ground and can’t believe what he sees. He walks back in the store, grinning and chuckling.)

Manager: “Officer, I think you’ll find him in no time using this.”

(My manager handed the officer the man’s CREDIT CARD that he had dropped on the ground. About a week later they found the man and also found that he had other warrants out for his arrest. We got our blower back and the man got bit in the a** by karma.)

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Can’t Use The Beer-Code

| Bristol, England, UK | At The Checkout, Criminal & Illegal, Liars & Scammers

(On a busy Sunday, we are short staffed on the tills and my manager jumps on a till to give us a hand. A customer comes up to him and hands him a piece of folded newspaper and a beer.)

Customer: “This is free, so just give me a bag and I’ll go.”

Manager: “Umm, I’m afraid you haven’t yet paid for your item, sir.”

Customer: “But I gave you a VOUCHER!”

(The manager unfolds the newspaper scrap which turns out to be a barcode (or most of one) and nothing else.)

Manager: “Sir, I can’t accept this; there is no voucher here. You can’t pay with barcodes.”

(The customer is now getting angry and agitated, and several customers behind him are starting to get impatient. So my manager attempts to scan the barcode “just this once”, but it is not recognised by the till.)

Manager: “Can I ask where you got this voucher, sir? It doesn’t seem to be on our system.”

Customer: *now red with anger* “I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU! *slams beer down on the til* “FINE! I’LL JUST LEAVE!”

(He stormed out of the shop, ranting about the “attitudes of the staff.” My manager and I shared a bewildered look with each other, and with some of the regulars waiting in the queue.)