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Shot Down His Chances

| USA | At The Checkout, Crazy Requests, Criminal & Illegal

(A younger guy picks out a shotgun to buy so we proceed to paperwork.)

Me: *looking at his ID* “Is this your current address?”

Customer: “Not anymore! Just moved back from [University] into my old place [Next Town Over].”

Me: “Okay, do you have anything with your new address? Car registration, hunting/fishing license, etc.?”

Customer: “Not at the moment. I just moved.”

Me: “Well, we can’t sell the gun to you unless you have a valid address.”

Customer: “Oh. Well, that’s my current address, then.”

Me: “That doesn’t work.”

(I deny the sale; he gets angry and leaves. Later I see him filling out paperwork.)

Me: “Did you get a new ID?”

Customer: *happily* “Nope! Just told [Coworker] it’s my current address!”

Me: “Okay…” *goes to the gun vault, finds coworker* “Hey, you getting that shotgun for that guy at the counter?”

Coworker: “Yeah, why?”

Me: “Can’t do it; he doesn’t have a valid license.”

(We deny him the sale again.)

Customer: *yelling* “THIS IS BULL-S***! I’M GONNA GO TO [Sporting Store down the road] AND BUY IT FROM THEM! AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS F****** AMERICA!”

Me: “Good luck with that.”

(I call up the place down the road and inform them of the customer. No surprise, he comes back, red in the face.)

Customer: “WHO RUNS THIS F****** PLACE?!”

Manager: “What’s the matter, sir?”

(The customer tells his story, but my manager stops him short.)

Manager: “You tried to knowingly break the law while also trying to convince my employees to break the law as well? I’m going to have to ask you to leave right now.”

Customer: “BUT TH—”

Manager: “And if you don’t leave or you try to pull this s*** again in the near future, I will not hesitate to call the police.”

(We never saw the customer again.)

Dealing With Her Was A Walk In The Parking

| Australia | Bad Behavior, Criminal & Illegal, Transportation

(I am the boss of a plumbing business and deal with a lot of idiots who try and park in my area and going to different stores. There are signs up everywhere that say that this area is only for customers. A woman parks her car in my area and walks across to another store. It is about an hour away from closing.)

Me: “Excuse me, miss, but you can not park here. This area is only reserved for the customers of this business.”

Woman: *angrily* “Well, I was just going to go next door so I don’t see why I have to move. Besides, I don’t see anything that says I can’t!” *walks away*

Me: *catching up indicating to all the signs* “Miss, look there are signs everywhere that say if you are not a customer, you are not allowed to park here. There are plenty of parking spaces at the shop you are going to. Move your car or I will call the towing company.”

Woman: *snottily* “You wouldn’t do that; otherwise I will sue you!” *walks away*

(I decide to just leave it and begin to pack up to leave. I wait for an hour and she still hasn’t come out. Getting impatient, I call the police asking them what to do.)

Me: “Hello, I am calling because there is this woman who has parked her car in my businesses parking area although there are signs clearly indicating the area is only for customers. We closed an hour ago and she still hasn’t come. What should I do?”

Officer: “Well, if she hasn’t come and it is after closing, then just leave her car in there and she can wait until tomorrow to pick it up. Also if you give me her registration we can give a fine for breaking the law.”

Me: “Okay, the registration number is [number]. Okay thanks.”

(I then proceed to close up the store completely, closing the gate and locking it, and also leaving a message to the lady:)

My Letter: “Hello, as you have been so rude and have ignored my warnings of not moving your car, I have locked it up and you can wait until tomorrow morning. Also be ready to receive a fine in the mail. Regards: The owner.”

(The next morning the lady had climbed the fence and was trying to ram down the gate with her car. Not only did her car get damaged, she got arrested and received a fine for breaking property.)

I Have Twenty-Twenty Vision

| Colorado Springs, CO, USA | At The Checkout, Criminal & Illegal, Liars & Scammers

(I ring up a customer for two lemonades that are on sale at 2 for $5.)

Me: “All right, sir, your total is $5.39.”

Customer: *hands me a $50 bill*

Me: *checks its authenticity then puts it through and gets out his change* “All right, sir, your change is 61 cents and here’s twenty, forty, and four ones.”

(I ALWAYS count customer change back to them, especially when it is a large amount. The cashier behind me needs an override for a void, so I scan my supervisor card and turn back to him.)

Customer: “Excuse me; you only gave me $25. See, one of the twenties is actually a one.”

(I look at his hand and see a one where I definitely put a twenty before. I know he is trying to con me, so I put up my closed sign and ask the lady who was next to please go to the next cashier, who has no customers. I then page my coworker over and ask her to bring out the mobile money counter to count my till.)

Customer: “I’m not magician! Look, it’s not here!” *rolls up his sleeves*

Me: “Okay, sir, I just need to have my drawer counted first.”

Customer: “Well, how long is this going to take? Ten minutes?”

Me: “No, sir, only a minute or two.”

Customer: “Well, I’m going next door! I’ll be back for my twenty after you count that drawer!”

(Guess what? He never came back. And my till was spot on.)