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Category: Crazy Requests

Some customers can be demanding, but within reason. These customers however make some requests that go beyond demanding, beyond reasonable, beyond possible! These requests, like the customers, are crazy!

Exempt From Reality

| CT, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Money

(I work at a store that has tax-exempt status, and we welcome people to use theirs if their business is as well. We do require an actual copy of the permit as proof, though.)

Me: “All right, the total is $21.27.”

Customer: “$20. I have tax-exempt.”

(Customer hands me a piece of cardboard with the numbers written on it.)

Me: “Sir, I can’t accept this.”

Customer: “Why not?”

Me: “Our finance department requires that we submit a copy of the actual permit with the receipt.”

Customer: “Well, it’s at my store!”

Me: “I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do.”

Customer: “You have to keep yours here. How do you people do it?”

Me: “We make a copy of it.”

Customer: “Well… [Similar Store] accepts this!”

Me: “Every store is run differently. We need an actual copy.”

Customer: “Whatever. Just give me my change. I’ll be back tomorrow with a copy and you can give me my $1.27 back.”

Me: “Uh… I can’t do that.”

Customer: “Why not?”

Me: “Because me just handing you money from the register is illegal.”

Customer: “I’ll be back tomorrow for my money.”

(The manager walks up after he leaves.)

Manager: “You handled that well.”

Me: “What do you want to do if he comes back?”

Manager: “If he actually shows up, I’ll give it to him… all in pennies.”

(The customer never came back.)

About To Get Charged With Battery, Part 6

| Pasadena, MD, USA | Crazy Requests

(A customer comes up to my register with store brand mid-grade car battery.)

Customer: “This battery is no good. Can I upgrade to [high quality battery]?”

Me: “Sure thing. Let me grab that for you.” *I set up the exchange, and ring up to new battery* “All right, since you are moving up in batteries there is a price difference. Your total comes to $11.53.”

Customer: “Why? It should be free, because the old one was bad.”

Me: “Well, sir, if you want a free battery then we can do a defective exchange and you can have to the same battery that you already have… or you can pay the $12 and upgrade, but since you have made it clear that you wish to have the better product then I’m afraid you have to pay the 12 bucks. It’s just like going to a car dealership. They won’t just give you a BMW because the Toyota they sold you broke down.” *customer sulkily pays and leaves*

Related:
About To Get Charged With Battery, Part 5
About To Get Charged With Battery, Part 4
About To Get Charged With Battery, Part 3

Totally Checked Out

| GA, USA | Crazy Requests, Money

(I am working on the customer service desk; we cash payroll and tax return type checks. The phone rings.)

Me: “Customer service, how may I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I just got my state tax refund check. How much do y’all charge to cash checks?”

Me: “It’s $3 up to $1,000; after that it’s $6.”

Customer: “Oh, well, see, my check is only $4… How much do you charge for that?”

Me: “It’s still a $3 fee. I’m sorry.”

Customer: “Can I give you the $3 in cash, so it doesn’t come out of my check?”

Me: “Uh… it’s… gonna automatically take it out. You’re probably going to be better off finding a bank to cash it.”

Customer: *huff* “Fine.”