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Category: Crazy Requests

Some customers can be demanding, but within reason. These customers however make some requests that go beyond demanding, beyond reasonable, beyond possible! These requests, like the customers, are crazy!

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Unable To See Shades Of Grey

| USA | Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid, Popular

(I’ve been a digital designer for quite a while now and surprisingly have little to no issue with customers. This particular customer had been extremely pleasant up until I was finalizing their product.)

Me: “All right, so, here’s the finished product! As soon as payment is sent, I can—”

Customer: “No. No, no, no!”

Me: “Is something wrong?”

Customer: “The grey! The grey is way too grey! It was fine before. What did you do?!”

Me: “Sir, I can assure you that between coloring the lines and now, I have not changed the colors.”

Customer: “You made the grey much too grey! Fix it!”

(I work for around 30 minutes using various saturation and colors to make it less “grey” for the customer. I eventually got frustrated and accidentally sent them the first image I had shown them on accident.)

Me: *realizing what I have done* “Oh, pardon me, sir, I think I sent you—”

Customer: “Yes! Perfect! This is what I wanted! Was that so hard?!”

Me: “Yes… Of course, sir.”

(He sent the payment and was perfectly happy with his “altered” product!)

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Should Have Done Some Power Laps

| Baltimore, MD, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests

(I am a lifeguard near the city. Five minutes before my shift ends, the lights go out.)

Me: *blows whistle* “Everyone has to get out of the pool!”

Patron: “How long is this going to take? I have laps to finish.”

Me: “Uhh… the power went out. It just happens sometimes. You need to get out now.”

Patron: “Fine!” *finishes lap as slow as possible*

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Religion: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

| Baton Rouge, LA, USA | Bizarre, Crazy Requests, Religion

(I work at a local health food store with a religious-sounding name. We often get people mistaking us for a charity, a bible store, or a particular national Christian newsletter that shares our name. I have just answered a phone call.)

Caller: “Do you have gifts?”

Me: *thinking I may have misheard something* “What’s that again, ma’am?”

Caller: “Gifts. G-I-F-T-S. Do you have gifts?”

Me: “What kind of gifts do you mean?”

Caller: “Let me spell it for you. G… I… F as in Frank…”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, I understand ‘gifts,’ I’m just not sure what sort of gifts you’re looking for.”

Caller: “I’m looking for a picture of Jesus.”

Me: “Oh! Sorry, ma’am, we’re a health food store.”

Caller: “I know!”

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Don’t Count On It

| ON, Canada | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink, Math & Science

(We have school contracts at our restaurant that allows schools to buy pizza at a reduced price for resale. One such school has been calling every single order to complain, and giving us trouble every week, usually about them missing pizza. Finally, our district manager decides to deliver the pizzas personally, to make sure everything is right this time. Soon, we get this call.)

School: “Hi, I was calling because your driver left the pizza bags here. Were you going to pick them up?”

(Curious about why our manager would leave the expensive bags there, we wait for her to come back to ask.)

District Manager: “Oh, that? They asked me if I had an hour to wait for them to count the pizzas. I said ‘nope’ and walked out.”

Assistant Manager: “Why would it take them an hour to count 40 pizzas?”

District Manager: “Honestly? I don’t think they can count…”

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Ignore The Code Of Practice

| ON, Canada | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Popular

(At this restaurant, there are certain situations where a manager must use a code to authorize a purchase. A customer walks up to my till, places a large order, and pays with a $50 bill.)

Me: “Hey, [Manager], can I get a code?”

Customer: “A code?”

Me: “Yeah, sometimes I need a manager code to process a transaction.”

Customer: *suddenly starts yelling* “Did I SAY I wanted a manager, you little s***?! Just give me my d*** food!”

Me: “Miss, I can’t do that without a manager. If you pay an amount over $50, then—”

Customer: “I. DON’T. WANT. A F***ING. MANAGER!”

Me: “Do you have a credit card, miss?”

Customer: “NO! Why the f*** would I have my credit card? I’m paying cash!”

Me: “If you don’t have a credit card, I need a manager.”

Manager: “[My Name], what’s going on here?”

Me: “Well, this—”

Customer: “Are you a manager? Get the f*** out of here! I don’t want a f***ing manager! I just want my f***ing food!”

Me: “Miss, I’ve tried to—”

Manager: “[My Name], what have I been telling you? The customer is always right, remember?”

Me: “But—”

Manager: “Now, this lady says she doesn’t want a manager. Okay? If she doesn’t want a manager, she’s not getting one.”

Me: “[Manager], she needs a—”

Manager: *winks* “What did I just tell you, [My Name]? She. Doesn’t. Need. A. Manager.”

Me: *catching on* “Sorry. I forgot. You should probably get back to what you were doing, then.”

Manager: *leaves*

Me: “Sorry about that, miss.”

Customer: *scoffs* “It’s about d*** time. Now give me my food.”

Me: “Do you happen to have any other cash on you?”

Customer: “What? No. Why the f*** would I have any more cash? All I need is the f***ing fifty.”

Me: “Well, unfortunately, since you’re paying $50, I need a manager code to authorize this. And since you don’t want a manager, I’m afraid I can’t sell you anything. Can I help you with anything else today?”

Customer: “I’LL BURN THIS F***ING PLACE TO THE GROUND!” *storms out*

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