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Category: Crazy Requests

Some customers can be demanding, but within reason. These customers however make some requests that go beyond demanding, beyond reasonable, beyond possible! These requests, like the customers, are crazy!

Freshly Chipped

| Auckland, New Zealand | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

Customer: *selecting a small bag of potato chips and waving it in my face belligerently* “Are these FRESH?”

Me: “I’m sorry; I’m not sure what you mean. They’re as fresh as any other potato chips, I guess.”

Customer: “I bought a bag of chips here once and they were not fresh. Is this a fresh bag? How long ago were they made?”

Me: “Well, honestly, I’ve never thought about it before. I don’t know where they are made or how long it takes them to get here. But I can tell you that we restock the shelves a couple of times a day, and a truck comes once a week to deliver more of them. So, I guess those chips probably got put out on the shelves this morning.”

Customer: “So they were fresh this morning?”

Me: “They weren’t made this morning, if that’s what you mean by fresh.”

Customer: “THIS IS RIDICULOUS. YOU CAN’T SELL FOOD THAT ISN’T FRESH! I WANT SOME THAT WERE FRESH THIS MORNING!”

Me: “Ma’am, I think the only way you can do that is to buy a potato and slice it up yourself and fry it into chips at home. Any bag of chips we sell here is perfectly safe to eat but they’re a commercial product, they come from a factory somewhere and I don’t know exactly when or where the chips in this particular bag were made.”

Customer: *throwing down the bag, and taking a different bag of chips of the same brand* “FINE. I’LL HAVE THESE ONES INSTEAD.”

Cocktail Fail

| Australia | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

(I work at the bar of a venue that holds specific functions.)

Customer: “Hi. Do you do cocktails?”

Me: “I’m sorry; we’re not able to do cocktails tonight.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. Can I just get an espresso martini then?”

Me: “…Um, no.”

Things Are Looking Up

| Towson, MD, USA | Bizarre, Crazy Requests

(I am a trainer at a place known for its broccoli cheddar soup. Generally, our customers are pleasant, but recently one of my newer trainees was taking orders when a middle aged woman comes up to her.)

Cashier: “Hi! What can I get for you today?”

Customer: *rudely* “I’ll have [sandwich] and [soup]. To go.”

Cashier: “Okay! That will be [total]. Anything else I can do for you today?”

Customer: “You can get me your manager! Now!”

Cashier: *taken aback* “Oh… okay, sure thing!”

Manager: “Hi, what seems to be the issue?”

Customer: “This cashier kept looking at me!”

Manager: “…I’m sorry, she looked at you?”

Customer: “YES. She kept looking at me while taking my order! It was so disrespectful!”

Manager: *dramatically covers her eyes with her hand* “Oh, I am SO sorry, ma’am. Please excuse our disrespect!” *exaggeratedly fumbles for receipt with eyes closed* “Is there anything else we can do for you today?”

(The woman storms out without her food.)

Cashier: *to me* “Can I go on break and not look at anyone for a few minutes?”