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Category: Crazy Requests

Some customers can be demanding, but within reason. These customers however make some requests that go beyond demanding, beyond reasonable, beyond possible! These requests, like the customers, are crazy!

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No Meat In Their Brain, Part 4

| Vietnam | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Food & Drink, Popular

(I and my family walk in a restaurant to see a customer yelling:)

Customer: “…chicken looked like it was made of flour.  The meat tasted like potato. It’s the lowest quality food I have had in HCM city.”

(The waitress tried to talk but he was continuously yelling. If she had been able to talk she would have been able to tell him it was a vegetarian restaurant.)

Related:
No Meat In Their Brain, Part 3
No Meat In Their Brain, Part 2
No Meat In Their Brain

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A Membership Flip

| Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Crazy Requests

(I am calling existing members to see if they want to change their plan. I need to speak to an adult female customer when a male answers the phone.)

Me: “Hi this is [My Name] calling from [Company]. Can I please speak to [Female Customer]?”

Customer: “How I do I know you’re from [Company]?”

Me: “Well, if I can speak to [Female Customer] I can give her the last few digits of her membership number.”

Customer: “You didn’t answer my question. How do I know you’re from [Company] and not a pedophile in prison?”

Me: *shocked* “Uh, okay. Have a great day. Bye.” *hangs up*

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A Used-less Philosophy

| Waltham, MA, USA | Books & Reading, Crazy Requests

(I work in a used book store.)

Customer: “Do you have new books?”

Me: “Well, we sell mostly used books, but we have a small selection of new books here.”

Customer: “I always forget this is a used book store. I NEVER read a book someone else has read. I was a librarian and I wouldn’t even let my children check out books.”

Me: “…”