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Category: Crazy Requests

Some customers can be demanding, but within reason. These customers however make some requests that go beyond demanding, beyond reasonable, beyond possible! These requests, like the customers, are crazy!

Repeating Their Missed Steak

| Toronto, ON, Canada | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

Customer: “Do you have a one-pound prime rib roast?”

Me: “…That would be a rib steak.”

Customer: “No, I want it to be a roast.”

Me: “…It isn’t.”

Some Customers Should Come With An Early Warning System

| CO, USA | Crazy Requests, Money, Popular

(We open at 8:30 am and I am usually here about 8:20 to open the office. This morning, I got here about 8:10 am to finish up a few last minute things I didn’t get to do last night before closing. Our office hours are posted VERY large on the door. There is a car already parked in the lot when I get to the office. As I’m walking up to the door to unlock it, a lady I’ve never seen before leans out her window and screams:)

Lady: “You’re late!”

Me: *laughing* “Actually, I’m 20 minutes early! But I can help you just as soon as I get the lights on.”

Lady: “That’s bull****! You’re just covering for yourself! I need to pay my bill RIGHT NOW! How dare you be so late?”

Me: “Ma’am, with all due respect, we don’t open until 8:30. It’s barely after 8 right now. I am willing to let you in early and take your payment.”

(She follows me in and sits at my desk. I walk around the office and turn on the lights, which takes all of three seconds.)

Lady: “HURRY UP! This bill needs to be paid NOW!”

(I pull up her information on the computer.)

Me: “Ma’am, you do know that this bill isn’t due until July 30th, right? If we take the payment now, there’s a chance the system may issue you a refund. Are you sure you want to pay it this early?”

Lady: “July 30th? H*** no, I’m not paying it early! Thanks for wasting my time!”

(She stormed out of the office, leaving me to wonder if she should really be driving…)

Taconfusing

| Parker, CO, USA | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

(My mom and I are going through the drive through and we gave our usual order. My mom decides she wants a little more.)

Mom: *into the speaker* “I’d also like to add a crunchy soft taco, beef with no sour cream.”

Worker: “Ok, that’ll be… Wait, what type of beef taco did you want?”

Mom: *totally oblivious to the fact that she is contradicting herself* “CRUNCHY SOFT TACO, PLEASE!”

Worker: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but it isn’t possible for a taco to be crunchy and soft.”

Mom: “Oh, whoops! Well… forget it, then.”