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Category: Crazy Requests

Some customers can be demanding, but within reason. These customers however make some requests that go beyond demanding, beyond reasonable, beyond possible! These requests, like the customers, are crazy!

Not Very Closed Minded, Part 12

| NM, USA | Crazy Requests, Time

(It’s after we’ve closed, and I get an amusing call.)

Me: “Thanks you for calling [Store]. What can I do for you?”

Lady: “Hello. I was in earlier today, and I opened a [Store] card, and they forgot to give me my discount.”

Me: “I’m so sorry. We open at 12 tomorrow and you can come in and get it fixed then.”

Lady: “I live out of town. Is there any way you can fix it now?”

Me: “Well, um…”

Lady: “Can I speak with a manager?”

Me: “Ma’am, we’re closed.”

Lady: “Oh, I’m so sorry.”

Me: “Let me see if I can save you the trip. Our receipts are a little hard to read, and I just want to make sure they forgot your discount before you drive all the way back here. Can you read [certain line] on your receipt for me?”

Lady: *reads it*

Me: “Yeah, it looks like they forgot your discount. I’m so sorry, but you’re going to have to come in tomorrow to get it fixed.”

Lady: “Oh. It was sometime late this afternoon. Does that help you fix it?”

Me: “Well, ma’am, I can’t fix your receipt over the phone, and even if I could, we’re closed.”

Lady: “Oh I’m sorry.” *pauses* “I have the employee’s ID, does that help?”

Me: “Ma’am, I can’t fix your receipt over the phone, and even if I could, we’re closed.”

Lady: “Oh, I’m sorry.” *pauses* “I have the transaction number, does that help?”

Me: “No, and I can’t fix it anyway. We’re closed.”

Lady: “So I have to come back in tomorrow? Are you sure there’s nothing you can do?”

Me: “Yes, I’m sure. We’re closed. Have a nice night!”

(I told my dad (who also works in retail) this story, and he told me that next time, I should tell them that corporate turns the computers off. Apparently that makes more sense to the average customer than “We’re closed.”)

Related:
Not Very Closed Minded, Part 11
Not Very Closed Minded, Part 10
Not Very Closed Minded, Part 9

Customers Are Cry-Babies

| London, England, UK | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Family & Kids

(I work in a clothing store with 3 floors, and the fitting rooms are on the top floor. I have been chatting with a customer, admiring her adorable baby. Five minutes later, I notice the stroller is in the corner, baby fast asleep, but the mother is nowhere to be seen.)

Me: *on the store walkies* “Hey, guys, I’ve got a sleeping baby downstairs and the mother doesn’t seem to be down here. She’s blonde with a cool red leather jacket. Can anyone see her on their floor?”

Colleague: “Yeah, I just put her in a fitting room up here! Let me check in with her. I didn’t know she had a kid with her!”

(A couple of minutes pass.)

Colleague: “Yeah… She’s ‘just trying on a couple things and will be back in a minute.'”

Manager: “Um, no. Can you let her know that we are not responsible for her child, and she needs to come downstairs right away? We have a customer lift so she can bring the stroller up to the fitting rooms.”

Me: “Oh, god, it’s crying. What do I do?”

(I enjoy the cuteness of babies, but they freak me out.)

Colleague: “She’s on her way down, and she is NOT happy.”

Me: “Neither is her baby!”

(The customer comes stomping down the stairs, various items of clothing hanging off of her.)

Customer: “WHAT DID YOU DO?! SHE WAS SLEEPING!”

Me: “Ma’am, I haven’t touched the stroller at all, but you really can’t leave your child unat—”

Customer: “Ugh, well, of COURSE she’s crying. You need to rock the stroller back and forth! God!! What kind of idiot are you?!”

(My manager appears, as if by magic.)

Manager: “Ma’am, my staff are not your babysitting service. We have elevators and large fitting rooms specifically for our customers who want to bring their children while they shop. We will be as accommodating as possible, but you cannot just leave your baby down here without saying a word. Frankly, I don’t understand why you would want to leave her with a complete stranger. Please stop shouting at my employee. Honestly, the noise is just making your baby cry more.”

(The customer gapes like a fish for a minute, embarrassed, mutters a rather sulky apology, and goes back upstairs – with the baby, this time.)

Me: “You’re a lifesaver.”

Manager: “Why would she leave that baby here? You could be a psychopath for all she knows.”

Me: “…Thanks?”

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 43

| Vancouver, BC, Canada | Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid, Money

(Working for a large retail chain, our manager had decided that we would no longer accept checks, since they usually ended up bouncing. A customer walks up to the counter with an armful of stuff and pulls out his checkbook.)

Me: “Sorry, sir, but we don’t accept checks here.”

Customer: “But I prefer using checks.”

Me: “Sorry, we don’t accept them… How about your debit card?”

Customer: “I can’t use that. There’s no money in the account.”

Me: “Um… is this the same account for the check you were going to write?”

Customer: “Of course!”

Related:
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 42
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 41
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 40