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Category: Extra Stupid

This site is full of Customers; their stupid and moronic exploits that make us laugh. But these gems contained within are for those special cases, the extra stupid, the ones that make you wonder how they have survived this long!

Unplugged From Reality

| DE, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

Me: “Thank you for calling [Company]. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you?”

Caller: “My TV isn’t working.”

(After verifying the caller and running through some basic stuff:)

Me: “I’m sorry for the trouble. The cable box doesn’t seem to be responding. I will need you to unplug it.”

Caller: “How do I do that?”

Me: “Just pull the cord from the wall.”

Caller: *getting irritated* “SIR! I’M NOT AN ELECTRICIAN!”

Wish You Could Chicken Out

USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

Customer: “I’ll have a chicken sandwich.”

Me: “What kind of chicken?”

Customer: “Chicken.”

Me: “What kind of chicken?”

Customer: “Chicken!”

Me: “We have multiple kinds – the chicken breast, the chicken bacon ranch, the sriracha chicken melt, the chicken teriyaki, the buffalo chicken, and the cordon bleu. What kind?”

Customer: “The kind you always give me.”

Me: “Sir, I don’t know what your regular is.”

Customer: “Chicken Teriyaki.”

Me: “Thank you. Provolone, pepperjack, white American cheese?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: *looks for the nearest wall to bang his head into*

He’s Never Going To Ketchup

| CO, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

(We have ketchup packets upon request.)

Customer: “I will also like some ketchup.”

Me: “We don’t have any, but we do have packets.”

Customer: “That’s all right.”

(We hand him the packets to put on his sandwich. Five minutes later he walks up.)

Customer: “These don’t work.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Your ketchup packets.”

(He had literally put the ketchup packets INSIDE his sandwich.)