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Category: Extra Stupid

This site is full of Customers; their stupid and moronic exploits that make us laugh. But these gems contained within are for those special cases, the extra stupid, the ones that make you wonder how they have survived this long!

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We Can Guarantee The Cow Was Vegan

| USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Popular

(I am an employee at a burger place.)

Customer: “Hi, do you have any vegan beef patties?”

Me: “Well, we offer a veggie burger and a tofu burger.”

Customer: “No, I want beef.”

Me: “Yes, we have beef patties…”

Customer: “Okay, but do you have vegan beef patties?”

Me: “No…”

Customer: “Ugh, why is it so hard to find?!”

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Intelligence Abhors A Vacuum

| Adelaide, SA, Australia | Extra Stupid

(It’s late in the afternoon and I’m preparing to close the store of the night. One of the tasks that must be completed in the last hour before closing is the vacuuming. As I’m doing this, a woman approaches me.)

Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”

Me: “No, ma’am, I just like vacuuming for kicks.”

(At this point the customer stops, clearly confused, and stares open-mouthed.)

Customer: “Really?”

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Refunder Blunder, Part 20

| San Diego, CA, USA | Extra Stupid, Money

(My department is small so when we go on lunch that there’s no one at our register. I go on lunch and leave a sign saying when I will return. Once I come back I find a box with a note attached sitting at my register.)

Note: “Hello, I’m looking to refund/return the items enclosed. You were out on lunch. Reason: Fit of the henleys and one duplicate shirt purchased. My receipt is attached. I can be contacted at [number]. Thank You.

(Customer calls an hour after I get back.)

Customer: “So did you return my stuff?”

Me: “Sir, anyone could have taken your merchandise before I returned to process it. You should have waited and come back another time.”

Customer: “But did you do it?”

Me: *sighs* “I returned your items and the money will be back on your card in three business days. But it was a really bad—”

Customer: *hangs up*

Related:
Refunder Blunder, Part 19
Refunder Blunder, Part 18
Refunder Blunder, Part 17