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Category: Extra Stupid

This site is full of Customers; their stupid and moronic exploits that make us laugh. But these gems contained within are for those special cases, the extra stupid, the ones that make you wonder how they have survived this long!

Has No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 8

| AZ, USA | Extra Stupid, Geography, Money

Me: “Thank you for calling [Credit Card Services]. I’m [My Name]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “I want to make a payment.”

(I take payment.)

Customer: “Am I late?”

Me: “Unfortunately, yes. The cut off time is midnight Eastern Time. But I can look into the late fee for you.”

Customer: “YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS MAKING UP RULES TO SCREW THE CUSTOMER!”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “I’m in Texas! It’s not midnight where I am!”

Me: “I understand that, but we go by eastern time—”

Customer: “That’s just a made up rule!”

Me: “Sir, time is not a made up rule…”

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No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 7
No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 6
No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 5

Makes You Want To Answer In Your Outdoor Voice

| BC, Canada | Extra Stupid

(This usually happens at least six or seven times per day:)

Me: “Hello, Indoor Paintball. How can I help you?”

Caller: “Hello is this Indoor Paintball?”

Me: “…Yes, it is. How can I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah, I just wanted to know if your field is indoors.”

Me: “…Yes, it is.”

Caller: “Oh… okay, thanks.” *click*

The Cone Of Despair

| Savannah, GA, USA | Extra Stupid

(One of the pumps are blocked off by two orange cones.)

Customer: “Is pump five working?”

Me: “No, sir, it has two cones on it.”

Customer: “Yes, I know but is it working.”

Me: “No, sir. It is out of order hence the cones.”

Customer: “Oh, well, I wasn’t sure because there wasn’t a sign.”