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Category: Extra Stupid

This site is full of Customers; their stupid and moronic exploits that make us laugh. But these gems contained within are for those special cases, the extra stupid, the ones that make you wonder how they have survived this long!

As Clear As Glass

| Levittown, NY, USA | Bizarre, Extra Stupid

Me: *working on the zone, organizing the wall of Windex bottles*

Guest: *walks up behind me* “Sir, can I ask you a question?”

Me: *I turn around, my back to the Windex* “Certainly.” *with as sincere as a smile as I can muster*

Guest: “Could you tell me where I could find the Windex?”

Me: *having had situations much like this, but the sheer absurdity of this caught me off guard as I silently point my thumb right behind me*

Should Be A Customer Screening Process

| NH, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

User: “Well, if I upgrade to that monitor arm, what happens to the little thing that’s under my computer?”

Me: *confused* “What little thing that’s under your computer?”

User: “This thing.” *user taps her computer*

Me: “That is your computer.”

Other IT Guy: “Did she just say that?”

User: “Well, the screens and the keyboard are the only pieces that I need anyway.”

Rising Land, Falling Intelligence

| New River Gorge, WV, USA | Extra Stupid, Geography, Tourists/Travel

(While rafting on the New River in West Virginia, which is located in a gorge.)

Customer: “How do they get the trees in the back taller than the ones in the front? Those must be some really tall trees I guess.”

Me: “…”