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Category: Extra Stupid

This site is full of Customers; their stupid and moronic exploits that make us laugh. But these gems contained within are for those special cases, the extra stupid, the ones that make you wonder how they have survived this long!

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Need To Do Their Homework

| TX, USA | Extra Stupid

(I work as a cashier in a small retail shop. My job is also to answer and take phone calls.)

Caller: “Am I thirty minutes away from you?”

Me: “Where are you calling from?”

Caller: “My house.”

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Not A Morning Person

| OH, USA | Extra Stupid, Popular, Time

(I am a receptionist in a doctor’s office. A patient has finished seeing the doctor, and as approached my desk to make another follow up appointment.)

Me: “Hi there, [First Name]. It looks like you need to come back in a month. Do you have a day of the week that you like better than another?”

Patient: “Nope! I’m retired now and free as a bird! Any day of the week is fine.”

Me: “Okay, I have the 12th of next month; that’s a Tuesday.”

Patient: “Oh, no, Tuesdays are no good. I have charity meetings on Tuesdays.”

Me: “Okay, how about the next day, the 13th? That’s a Wednesday.”

Patient: “Ooooo, you know what? I get my hair done on Wednesdays.”

Me: “How about the 14th, Thursday?”

Patient: “No, Thursdays aren’t good, either. I babysit my granddaughters on Thursdays. How about that Friday?”

Me: “Okay, Friday the 15th it is. Would you like a morning or an afternoon appointment?”

Patient: “As early as possible.”

Me: “You’re in luck; I have a slot available on the 15th at 8 am.”

Patient: “Oh, gosh, no! That’s much too early. How about around lunchtime?”

(She does this every time she’s in. You’d think I would have learned by now!)

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They Have Beef With The Menu

| USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Popular

(Customers tend to not read the descriptions of items on the menu, and we serve a particular crowd that only eats chicken.)

Customer: “Can I get two BBQ burgers, a Swiss burger, and just a regular hamburger?”

Me: “Sure, your total is [total].”

(A while later they get their food. The customer stares at burgers and points to an OBVIOUSLY beef patty.)

Customer: “Uh, this is chicken, right?”

Me: “No, sir, that’s beef.”

Customer: “Oh, well I wanted chicken; we don’t eat beef.”

Me: “Well, it says on the menu these burgers are served with beef patties; if you want chicken burgers I would have to charge you.”

Customer: “I’m not eating these, and I don’t want to pay for them. Can you please just change them?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but that’s four burgers! I can’t do that.”

(The customer left the burgers and left with his family. I know it was a bit harsh of me but it’s a recurring problem and frankly very annoying!)

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Well He’s Certainly Not Calling Out Their IQ

| San Antonio, TX, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Math & Science, Popular

(My mother and I stop at a local fast food restaurant, located across from the high school. The high school has varying hours for students, and during this time, only AP students are allowed off campus. We place our order and get in line behind two teenagers to wait for our food. Our number is quickly called. While eating, we notice that the teens are still waiting for their food.)

Server: “Order 219, your food is ready.”

(The server had been calling this number since before we ordered, and we are now halfway done with our food.)

Server: “Last call for order 219.”

(One of the teenagers turns to the other.)

Teen #2: “Are you sure that’s not our order? We’ve been waiting a long time.”

Teen #1: “I’m sure. He’s calling 219 and our number is two-one-nine. See?” *shows friend the receipt*

Teen #2: “Oh, yeah. Well, I hope they hurry with our food. I’m hungry!”

(I fear for the youth of our nation.)

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Seriously Needs Some Change

| USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Money

(A group of five friends come up to the stand to buy pretzels. We have a deal going on: buy three pretzels get the fourth for free.)

Customer #1: “We need FIVE pretzels.”

Me: “All right. You’re going to be getting one of those for free today, so your total is going to be $12.36!”

Customer #1: *hands me their card, gets declined*

Me: “Oh! Your card was declined.” *inspects card a bit more to find that it’s a gift card that says $24 on it written in sharpie*

Customer #1: “Well, I just used it in a store five minutes ago, so it should be working. Scan it again!”

Me: “How much did you spend at the store?”

Customer #1: “Uhm. Like $14.”

Me: “The card has $24 , so since you spent $14, you only have $10 and the order is $12.36.”

Customer #1: “Um, okay.” *to Customer #2* “Gimme $2!”

Customer #2: *slowly digs through purse to find a wad of singles; [Customer #1] snatches $2*

Customer #1: *to Customer #3* “Gimme $0.36!”

Customer #3: *dumps out change purse on counter and counts out $0.36 in pennies*

Me: “Thank you… Now I just need to rescan your card to get the $10 since it declined it the first time!”

Customer #1: *hands me a $20*

(I and all the other customers just stared at her in disbelief.)

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