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Category: Extra Stupid

This site is full of Customers; their stupid and moronic exploits that make us laugh. But these gems contained within are for those special cases, the extra stupid, the ones that make you wonder how they have survived this long!

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Well He’s Certainly Not Calling Out Their IQ

| San Antonio, TX, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Math & Science, Popular

(My mother and I stop at a local fast food restaurant, located across from the high school. The high school has varying hours for students, and during this time, only AP students are allowed off campus. We place our order and get in line behind two teenagers to wait for our food. Our number is quickly called. While eating, we notice that the teens are still waiting for their food.)

Server: “Order 219, your food is ready.”

(The server had been calling this number since before we ordered, and we are now halfway done with our food.)

Server: “Last call for order 219.”

(One of the teenagers turns to the other.)

Teen #2: “Are you sure that’s not our order? We’ve been waiting a long time.”

Teen #1: “I’m sure. He’s calling 219 and our number is two-one-nine. See?” *shows friend the receipt*

Teen #2: “Oh, yeah. Well, I hope they hurry with our food. I’m hungry!”

(I fear for the youth of our nation.)

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Seriously Needs Some Change

| USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Money

(A group of five friends come up to the stand to buy pretzels. We have a deal going on: buy three pretzels get the fourth for free.)

Customer #1: “We need FIVE pretzels.”

Me: “All right. You’re going to be getting one of those for free today, so your total is going to be $12.36!”

Customer #1: *hands me their card, gets declined*

Me: “Oh! Your card was declined.” *inspects card a bit more to find that it’s a gift card that says $24 on it written in sharpie*

Customer #1: “Well, I just used it in a store five minutes ago, so it should be working. Scan it again!”

Me: “How much did you spend at the store?”

Customer #1: “Uhm. Like $14.”

Me: “The card has $24 , so since you spent $14, you only have $10 and the order is $12.36.”

Customer #1: “Um, okay.” *to Customer #2* “Gimme $2!”

Customer #2: *slowly digs through purse to find a wad of singles; [Customer #1] snatches $2*

Customer #1: *to Customer #3* “Gimme $0.36!”

Customer #3: *dumps out change purse on counter and counts out $0.36 in pennies*

Me: “Thank you… Now I just need to rescan your card to get the $10 since it declined it the first time!”

Customer #1: *hands me a $20*

(I and all the other customers just stared at her in disbelief.)

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If Only You Could Hear Yourself

| England, UK | Extra Stupid, Technology

(I receive a call and I am unable to hear anything except for a loud static sound. In case the caller can hear me, I speak to let them know and request them to call from a different line. Two minutes later I get my next call.)

Caller: “I tried calling a couple of minutes ago, but you couldn’t hear me. I need to book my phone in for repair.”

Me: “That was me you spoke to. Sorry about earlier, but I honestly couldn’t hear anything you said. If I can just take your details so I can find you on the system we will get that repair booked for you.”

Caller: *gives details and confirms which of his phones is not working*

Me: “Okay, almost done. What is the fault on your phone?”

Caller: “When I am on a call, no-one can hear me – they just hear the same noise you heard earlier.”

Me: “And is that every call, or just some of them?”

Caller: “Every call.”

Me: “…”

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It Just Doesn’t Click

| Los Angeles, CA, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

(I am a librarian. A patron comes up to the reference desk.)

Patron: “How can I print out pictures that I find on the web?”

Me: “Here, use this mouse and keyboard, and I’ll walk you through an example. Here’s a random picture that I found on the Internet. Press Control+P and watch what happens… Okay, good! You’re looking at the print dialog box. Now, don’t do this part now, but when you’re in the computer lab doing this with a picture you actually want to print, you’ll click the Print button.”

Patron: “And then it will print?”

Me: “Yes. Don’t click Print now, but when you’re in the lab, you’ll click Print and your picture will print out downstairs.”

Patron: *click*

Me: “…aaand here’s your complimentary printout of a random picture.”

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Brushing Common Sense Aside

| OK, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

(I work for a company that handles warranty replacements for customers.)

Me: “Thanks for calling Customer Support. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “My toothbrush is not turning on.”

Me: “We can sure look at that. Can you give me the model and serial number off the bottom of the brush?”

Customer: “I do not have it with me; I’m at work.”

(Note we have to have the model number and serial number to replace the product.)

Me: “Calling us without the handle is like going to a car place and asking for an oil change, but leaving the car at home.”

Customer: “So I need to have the handle with me?”

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