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Category: Extra Stupid

This site is full of Customers; their stupid and moronic exploits that make us laugh. But these gems contained within are for those special cases, the extra stupid, the ones that make you wonder how they have survived this long!

Way To Burst Her Bubble

, | PA, USA | Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid

(I work in online customer service. I am on the phone with a customer inquiring about our personalized bubble sets.)

Customer: “So. what do the bubbles look like?”

Me: “Well, we have them in bottles shaped like wands, bells, the champagne bottles, etc.”

Customer: “Yeah, but what are the bubbles shaped like?”

Me: “Ma’am, they’re bubble shaped.”

Customer: “But the website says bell shaped.”

Me: “Yes, that means the bottle is shaped like a bell. The bubbles are bubble shaped.”

Customer: “But I want them shaped like bells.”

Me: “Ma’am, it’s impossible to make the bubbles shaped like bells. They can only be bubble shaped.”

Just Let Me Float This Idea Past You

, | PA, USA | Extra Stupid

(I work in online customer service. A coworker is talking to a customer who is very loud; I could hear her clearly through the headset.)

Customer: “Yeah, so I got my floating candle set, and the personalization is great, but the candles aren’t floating.”

(My coworker is quiet for a moment, and I see she’s got a pained look on her face, like she can’t believe she’s got to say what’s coming next.)

Coworker: “Ma’am, did you add water to the vases?”

Customer: “Oh! You have to add water for them to float?”

Can’t Put A Dollar On Stupidity

| IN, USA | Extra Stupid

(I work at a dollar store. Since everything is a dollar there are no price tags on anything.)

Customer: “There’s no price tag on this. It’s free, right?”