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Category: Bizarre

For whatever reason, some Customers are just plain odd. And the service industry unleashes them on to unsuspecting clerks with often hilarious results. If you like your customers just plain bizarre, then read on!

The Mother Of All Assumptions

| FL, USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Holidays

(It’s Mother’s Day. Please note that I am 23 and look a little young for my age.)

Me: “Can I help you, sir?”

Customer: “Happy Mother’s Day!”

Me: “Thank you, sir?”

Customer: “You’re not a mother?”

Me: “No, sir!”

Customer: “Uh, Happy Sunday, then!”

Hooked On One Ad Only

| London, England, UK | Bizarre, Rude & Risque

(We have a small ad board where patrons can pay to put up notices and adverts. Two eagle-eyed old ladies noticed that such a patron is promoting her psychic hotline while also promoting her other business venture… a massage parlour.)

Old Lady #1: “This is completely unacceptable.”

Library Manager: “I do apologise that this might offend you ladies, but there is nothing I can do.”

Old Lady #2: “We demand you take it down!”

Library Manager: “I’m sorry you feel that way, but we cannot prove that her business isn’t legitimate. She has paid for both notices and they are at opposite ends of the board.”

Old Lady #1: “But she is a fraud!”

Old Lady #2: “She is preying on vulnerable people!”

Library Manager: “One moment, are you referring to just her psychic business?”

Old Ladies: “Yes!”

Library Manager: “And you want just that one taken down?”

Old Ladies: “Yes!”

Old Lady #1: “Look, if she’s a hooker she’s probably not a real psychic…”

This Is What You Regularly Face

| London, England, UK | Bizarre

(A sweet little old lady approaches my information desk.)

Customer: “Hello, love. I am looking for the rates for housing benefit.”

Me: “Certainly. Could I take your postcode?”

Customer: “It’s [postcode].”

Me: “Okay, that’s great. According to the government website, your benefit rate is [amount].”

Customer: “Oh, it’s gone up. Are you sure?”

Me: “It here says that the benefit increased this year.”

Customer: “Right. Well, could I get your name, please, dear?”

Me: “Certainly, it’s [My Name].”

Customer: “And do you work everyday?”

Me: “Actually, I’m part-time so I am only here Monday and Fridays.”

Customer: “Good. So if I find out that this information is wrong, I know when to come in and smash your face in.”

(The lady gathered her things and left. I am still in shock.)