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Category: Bizarre

For whatever reason, some Customers are just plain odd. And the service industry unleashes them on to unsuspecting clerks with often hilarious results. If you like your customers just plain bizarre, then read on!

Unable To Saw Through That Attitude

| New Brunswick, NJ, USA | Bizarre, Home Improvement

Customer: *holding two saws* “What’s better, [Brand #1] or [Brand #2] saws?”

Employee: “What are you looking to cut?”

Customer: *suddenly angry* “None of your f***ing business, bro! Just tell me which saw is better?”

Employee: “Well, [Brand #1] is a wood saw, and [Brand #2] is a hacksaw, so which is better depends on what you’re trying to cut.”

Customer: “Didn’t I just tell you to mind your own business?” *to me* “Can you believe the people that work here? Which if these looks better to do?”

Me: “[Brand #1] looks like a hacksaw and [Brand #2] looks like a wood saw.”

Customer: “Okay, f*** this. I’m going to [Other Hardware Store] and buying a chainsaw.”

Employee: “The wood saw’s probably better, then.”

Customer: *suddenly friendly* “So [Brand #2]? Okay, then! Thanks for your help!”

Our Way Or Go Away

| Canada | Bizarre, Food & Drink

(Our meals always comes with rice or noodles and is the first step in the plating process.)

Customer: “Okay! I’d like your orange chicken.”

Employee: “Great! Would you like rice or noodles to start?”

Customer: “I like to start with the orange chicken.”

Employee: “Sure! But our plates start with rice or noodles.”

Customer: *smirks, backs away, puts away his tray* “Well then, if you like it YOUR way.” *mumbles something and walks away; complains to his wife how we like it OUR way*

Taking A Stand And Quitting

| OR, USA | Bad Behavior, Bizarre

(I work in the deli of an organic grocery store. We get a lot of customers that can be hard to deal with, but after years of customer service jobs I usually don’t have a problem. This happens about an hour after I have given my notice so I can return to school. I am at the case and an older regular comes up to ask me to restock the forks on the salad bar. There is a woman serving herself some salad, so the older gentleman and I stand back and chat to let her finish before I get the forks from underneath the counter. As she finishes and walks away I proceed to get the forks and stock them. She sees me doing this and says:)

Woman: “You could have said ‘excuse me.’ I would have moved.”

Me: “It was no problem. We weren’t in a rush. Have a great day.”

Woman: *absolutely loses it, yelling:* “INSTEAD OF BEING SO RUDE JUST STANDING THERE!”

(I was speechless, and honestly couldn’t help but smile. This got her even more mad and she yelled further. By that point I couldn’t stop from laughing and walked back behind the case before she could continue berating me. Thank you, rude, crazy girl, for reaffirming my decision to get my degree!)