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Category: Bizarre

For whatever reason, some Customers are just plain odd. And the service industry unleashes them on to unsuspecting clerks with often hilarious results. If you like your customers just plain bizarre, then read on!

Laptop Flop, Part 10

| Seattle, WA, USA | Bizarre, Technology

(I’m at a store which sells containers and furniture. They have a bunch of props to go on top of their items which are not for sale. I see a girl and boy looking at a fake laptop on a desk.)

Boy: “That’s fake.”

Girl: “I know.”

Boy: “It’s fake.”

Girl: “I know.”

Boy: “Why are you trying to turn it on then?”

Girl: “I’m enjoying my life.”

Related:
Laptop Flop, Part 9
Laptop Flop, Part 8
Laptop Flop, Part 7

The Internet Loves Stories About Them, Too

| Dallas, TX, USA | Bizarre, Crazy Requests, Technology

Customer: “Excuse me, ma’am, where would I go to complain to a manager?”

Me: “What is the issue? Maybe I can help?”

Customer: “Forget it. I’ll just go complain on the Internet.”

Me: “Are you sure? It won’t be but a couple of seconds.”

Customer: “Yes, I’m sure. The Internet loves this stuff.”

Me: *gives him a weird look* “Well, okay then. Have a good day!”

(I later tell my manager what happened, and he just laughs.)

Manager: “Okay, I’m sure he’ll get real far with that. One less dumb-a** I have to deal with.”

A Different Kind Of Stoned

| St. Louis, MO, USA | Bizarre, Health & Body

(As I walk past the restrooms heading back to the manager’s office, a man comes out of the men’s room.)

Customer: “I finally did! I finally passed that son of a gun!”

(The man holds up a wad of toilet paper… with a KIDNEY STONE on it.)

Me: “Oh, God.” *and I quickly duck into the office!*