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Category: Bad Behavior

Don’t Give The Customer Ammo To Misbehave

| KS, USA | Bad Behavior

(I work at the gunbar, and one of the things I do is give folks .22 ammo. We have a strict policy over how much we give. I can bestow only 2, 100-round boxes upon them. A father and his kid come by with their shopping cart.)

Father: “Get me some Remington .22.”

Me: *hands him a 100 round box* “Here you go.”

(The father sticks his hand out again with a smug look.)

Me: “Did you want another?”

Father: “Course I want another! I can get them everyday, can’t I?!

Me: “Sorry.” *hands him another* “Usually when people say they want some they imply they want one.”

Father: “Don’t you get an attitude with me! You need to fix your attitude and respect people.”

(My friend/coworker and a few others see this with a shocked looked as he starts leaving.)

Me: “Have the day you deserve.” *fake smile*

Coworker: “What just happened? Why did you say that when he left?”

Me: “Because I’ll let karma sort that s*** out.”

Not Quite The Fastest Bullet In The Barrel

| KS, USA | Bad Behavior

(I work at the firearm counter. We always keep all of our .22 ammunition in a case where our .45 handguns are. Since there’s a .22 “shortage” going on I’ve had quite a few people ask where the .22’s are. Two guys approach me.)

Customer #1: “Where’s y’alls .22?”

Me: “We keep them right over in this case.” *points at .45 case*

Customer #1: “I’m talking about bullets.”

Me: “They’re right here.” *points again*

Customer #1: *talking to me as if I am dumb* “Nooooo, those are guns. I’m looking for bullets!”

Me: “Like I said, right here.” *points again*

Customer #1: “Nooooo! I’m talking about bullets. These are guns.”

Customer #2: “Hey, look, there’s actually .22 ammo in the case.”

Customer #1: *face turns red* “Uh… oh, there is.”

Me: “I take my apologies verbally, sir.”

Expressly Mannerless

| Portland, OR, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior

(There are already four checkout lanes open at the store but the lines are still fairly long when the following happens:)

Loudspeaker: “Attention, customers. We have just opened the Express lane for customers with less than 10 items. Again, we have just opened the Express lane for customers with less than 10 items.”

(Several people, including myself move over to the new lane, however we are beaten by Customer who has a cart nearly overflowing with groceries.)

Me: “You know this lane is for 10 items or less, right?”

Customer: “How was I supposed to know that?”

Me: “Well, there’s the sign posted clearly right there, or, if you’re blind, she said it twice when she made the announcement that made you race over here.”

Customer: “Oh, well, I didn’t know” *starts putting groceries on belt*

(Because it’s still faster than moving back to one of the other lines I wait for her to finish.)

Cashier: *when customer has left* “I’m very sorry about that. We’re not allowed to turn anybody away, even if they don’t have any manners.”