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Category: Bad Behavior

Complaining About A Lack Of Complaint

, | OH, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Food & Drink

Coworker: “Uh-oh, she’s here.”

(One of our regulars has pulled into the drive-thru. This woman is from the rich part of town, and is notoriously difficult.)

Me: “I’m on it.”

(I begin preparing her regular: a small mocha, with four large creams, more hot chocolate than coffee, no whipped cream, and splenda on the side. She also orders a wheat bagel, triple toasted, with double butter. Yes, the whole order is disgusting. The customer places her order and pulls around.)

Coworker: *opening window* “That’ll be $4.55.”

Customer: “Fine. I hope you did it right this time. Last time it was completely disgusting. I don’t know who you have in there, but they have no idea what they’re doing.”

Coworker: “Don’t worry; we have our best employee on it. She always gets it right.”

(This is stretching it, because no one ever gets it right for this woman. She’s one of those people who isn’t happy unless she can send something back. I hand over the food and drink to my coworker. He slips the splenda into a bag with extra napkins and a stir stick and hands everything out to her. When he holds the drink to her, she refuses to touch it.)

Coworker: “Your drink, ma’am?”

Customer: “Excuse me? I’m not touching it like that. I want it double cupped and with a sleeve. I’m not burning my hand.”

(Somehow, my coworker manages to keep a straight face, despite the fact that her drink is cool to the touch because she ordered her SMALL drink with THREE LARGE creams. I silently hand him an extra cup and sleeve, both of which are new additions to her regular order.)

Coworker: “Here you go! I’m sorry about that! Have a nice day!”

(He closes the window and helps start on the next order. We’re all feeling anxious as we watch the timer tick up as the woman roots through her order, refusing to drive away until she’s checked everything. She opens the bag with the splenda and the begins rapping on the window.)

Coworker: “Is there a problem?”

Customer: *screaming* “I ONLY WANTED TWO SPLENDA!”

(She throws the extra splenda and the napkins at him through the window. We’re all stunned. She then sits there and pours the TWO splenda packets into her drink, mixes it, and slowly sips it.)

Customer: “UGH. This is disgusting.”

Coworker: “We can remake it for you, if you want—”

Customer: “No, I think you’ve wasted enough of my time!”

(She peels off. In total, she sat at our drive-thru window for five minutes during our rush. She, of course, came back everyday for her “disgusting” drink.)

Return Of The Returner: The Return

| Edmonton, AB, Canada | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior

(I work in a small soap company, dealing with all-natural products and ingredients. As such, we get a lot of eccentric customers, including hippies and high-end “nose in the air” customers. A customer walks into the store and immediately starts browsing the unscented lotions.)

Me: “Hello! How are you today?”

Customer: “I’m great, thanks. I was wondering which one of these lotions are the most recent ones.”

Me: “The batch numbers are all on the bottom; the newer numbers relative to today’s date will be the newer ones.”

Customer: “Can you find me the newest one?”

(I proceed to find the ‘newest’ bottle of lotion to her, which was made a couple months prior. I tell her the date and she’s clearly wary about this.)

Customer: “That’s not very recent.”

Me: “Well, all of our products have to be shipped from another province, and they also have to sit for a while at the workshop to cure.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll grab this then.”

(The customer takes the unscented lotion to the counter and asks about our return policy.)

Me: “Our return policy covers anything, whether you don’t like it, or just don’t want it anymore.”

Customer: “Oh great, I’ll grab all these other things, then.”

(The customer begins to pile things on the counter without even looking at them.)

Me: “Are you sure you don’t want to try them out first?”

Customer: “Oh, that’s okay! I’ll probably end up returning them all anyways.”

(This lady is a regular, and does, indeed, end up returning almost everything she buys.)

Not Sue-ted To Parenting

| Pasco, WA, USA | Bad Behavior, Health & Body

(I’m in my check-stand when I see a customer’s child is standing on the cart’s seat.)

Me: “Sir, you really shouldn’t have your child standing on the seat.”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “Because he could fall and injure himself.”

Customer: “It’s okay. I can just sue you guys if he falls.”

(The customer then proceeded to shop with the child standing on the seat. Luckily the child didn’t fall.)