Category: Bad Behavior

Not The Prettiest Of Flowers

| Houston, TX, USA | Bad Behavior

(I deliver arrangements for flowers. I take a large flower arrangement to an office where it’s supposed to be sent.)

Me: “Hi, I have a delivery for [Woman]—”

Woman: “No, I don’t want to buy anything. Shut the door on your way out.”

Me: “Ma’am, the flowers are already pai—”

Woman: “Did you not hear me? GET THE F*** OUT! I’m not buying s***!”

(Getting annoyed I look at the enclosure card to see who purchased them. The card read “Happy Birthday, Love Jack.”)

Me: “They’re from someone named Jack. They wanted to wish you a happy birthday. As I was trying to say before you kept interrupting me, they’re already paid for.”

(She turned bright red as I set the vase on her desk.)

Not Very Closed Minded, Part 22

| PA, USA | Bad Behavior, Time

(The store closes at 10:00 pm, and it’s 9:59. I am straightening while my coworker rings up customers. Two women are the last customers in line.)

Customer #1: “Oh, look, clearance items!”

Customer #2: “I love a good sale!”

(They walk away and start browsing through the clearance bins. The “We are closed” announcement is made. Five minutes later…)

Customer #1: “I’ll take these books, and this item from clearance. Make sure to ring it up as 75% off!”

Cashier: “Ma’am, clearance items are currently 50% off.”

Customer #2: “Really? That’s not much of a deal. Maybe you shouldn’t get it.”

Customer #1: “Hmm. I don’t know… How much will it be with my discount card?

(My coworker totals up her savings, then the total cost without her card, then the cost if the customer “waited till the clearance was better.” It is now ten after, and the manager has come out to see why the register’s still on.)

Customer #1: “Okay, I guess I’ll take it.”

(They are rung up, and walking towards the door. Her hand is on the knob.)

Customer #1: “You know what? I’ve changed my mind. I don’t think I want this after all. Can I return it?”

Manager: “Let me get that done quickly for you, seeing as how we are CLOSED.”

Customer #2: “Oh, you guys have chocolate!”

(The manager rings the return lightning-fast, while Customer #2 looks at the chocolate.)

Manager: “There, you’re set. Have a lovely ni—”

Customer #1: “Is your cafe still open?”

Manager: “No, as we have been closed for twenty minutes.”

Customer #1: “Dang, I wanted some coffee. Well, I have to go to the bathroom. Just a minute.”

(She meanders towards the restrooms, pausing every few steps to look at a display. Customer #2 stays at the registers, studying the chocolate. Manager and Cashier quickly close out the register.)

Customer #2: “How much would these candy bars be, if I wanted one?”

Manager: “Ma’am, the prices are on the display sign. And we couldn’t sell you one anyway, because we are CLOSED.”

Customer #2: *huffs as [Customer #1] returns from the restroom* “Come on, they don’t want our money! He won’t even sell me a d*** candy bar!”

(They finally left, a half-hour after we closed, having spent a grand total (post-return) of $3.75.)

Related:

Not Very Closed Minded, Part 21

Not Very Closed Minded, Part 20

Not Very Closed Minded, Part 19

A Bad-Behavior Burrito

| PA, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Bigotry

(I’m at a place where you pick out your food and have it made to order. I’ve just told the woman I want a burrito, when a man comes up behind me.)

Man: “Take my order first!”

Worker: “I’ll be with you next.”

Man: “I need to be first.” *then to me* “Stand down.”

Me: “What?”

Man: “Stand down! I’m going before you.”

(By this time the worker has the beans and rice on my burrito and passes it to the next worker, who asks me what other ingredients I want. The man totally is ignoring the first worker who is asking for his order, and instead is yelling at the worker helping me.)

Man: “Don’t listen to her! She doesn’t know what she wants! She doesn’t know her place.”

(I ignore him and proceed to the checkout, I hear him yelling at the first worker.)

Man: “You should have taken me first! You b****, don’t you understand!”

(Next thing I know the manager comes out and asks the guy to leave. He lunges across the sneeze guard at him. The other worker says they are calling the cops.)

Man: “You can’t call the cops! I am an American! I have a coupon! I have to be here! You should have taken me first. I have a coupon.”

(He goes over and starts throwing all the napkins, straws, etc. on the floor, and grabs a patron’s food off their table and flings it. We are all kind of trapped because he is blocking the door. Next he sees me and starts yelling at me.)

Man: “Had to have your precious burrito, you b****. Eat it! Choke on it! I won’t save you if you choke!”

(He grabbed the bag with my food in it and started swinging it around, I ran behind the counter where the employees were to get away, A security guard came in not moments later and forced the guy out, still raving about his coupon and saying I should choke on the burrito. Ironically, I got a coupon for a free meal from the manager who felt bad for me.)

Unable To PIN Down The Problem

| Kingston, ON, Canada | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Wild & Unruly

(I work in a call center which serves as technical support for a very large cellphone company. In order for agents to verify a customer’s account under their cellphone number, they would need to provide us with the last four digits of their SIN (or ‘PIN’ as we called it), which we are already able to see on their account. If they choose not to verify their account, they only get limited access to it (like making a payment, or asking technical support questions.)

Me: “[Standard agent greeting]. May I have your four digit PIN, please?”

Customer: “How do I find out my PIN?”

Me: “It is the last four digits of your social insurance number.”

Customer: “Well, I don’t feel comfortable giving you that information!”

Me: “If you choose not to verify, I do have to warn you that you that there will be limited access to your account. As well, I can currently see your PIN; all I need is for you to verify it for me.”

Customer: “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME? I do NOT feel comfortable giving you that kind of information.”

Me: “Okay, ma’am, what can I help you with today?”

Customer: “I want to know what the last four numbers this phone has called.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but because you chose to not verify this account, I can not give you that information. I can help you out with technical questions or make payments.”

Customer: *very irate now* “WHAT?! I NEED to know what numbers this phone has called!”

Me: “If you would like to verify…”

Customer: “I ain’t verifying nothing, you stupid b****!” *slams phone down*

(I was assuming she meant to actually hang up but in her anger the phone didn’t actually disconnect and I had to listen to her throw things around and curse for three minutes before I was able to give a goodbye script and disconnect.)

In Spitting Distance Of Being An A**-Hole

| Dallas, TX, USA | Awesome Workers, Bad Behavior, Food & Drink

(Two teenage couples come into my section to eat. The two guys order full meals, one of the girls orders a glass of water, and the other orders a side salad. I have been joking around with the two guys, but the girls have given me nothing but icy stares and short answers. Another waiter delivers the food and forgets to bring the salad. I come up to the table.)

Me: “How is everything?”

(The girl who ordered the salad looks at me and throws her hands up in the air.)

Me: “Oh, no, it looks like my colleague forgot your salad. I’ll be right back.”

(I retrieve the salad quickly and return it to the girl. As I set it in front of her:)

Girl: “God, what took so long?”

Me: “The cooks weren’t finished spitting in it yet.”

(Her eyes just about popped out of her head and the guys just started laughing. Luckily the guys paid and tipped well.)

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